Dexter's Diner: The AOTC Forum Social Thread!

Woooohoooooo Another thread to be silly in!

I was getting tired of all those "boring converstions anyway!"

*turns and shouts at the MODS*

MODS WERE GOING TO HAVE COMPANY!

*blasts every new thread bashing the love story*


Now then . . . About my Jawa juice?

 

* sits down to relax for a moment *

 

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"We're all out of Jawa Juice right now. Will you settle for some blue milk?"

 

*also sits down*

 

Ahhh!! I'm being followed!

It's been another long day, hasn't it GriffZ?

 

hey griffz are you not going to answer my PM??

 

Can I have a Blue Milk . . . SHAKE?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Indeed it has, YodaJeff. Indeed it has.

 

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"We're all out of blue milkshakes too. Will you settle for some death sticks?"

 

Well, if Dex's Diner is anything like McDonalds, then a Blue Milk Shake can only technically be called a Blue Shake, because it really doesn't have any milk in it....

 

You don't want to sell me death sticks . . .

*waves hand*

You want to sell me PIXIE sticks . . .



mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sugar buzzzzzzzzzzz!

 

...Mmmmm... Death sticks.....

 

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"Today's special is root leaf with a side of Jabba frog. And "tipping" is not a city in China."

 

Yes it is.

 

To bad there is no Jawa juice- any JAVA juice? Or how bout JABBA juice? Ewww gross . . . never mind I'm tired . . its off to bed with me. Good night. (We need a face with little zzzzz 's over it that would be cool )

 

JABBA juice?

* vomits profusely *

 

I'll have the rootleaf, but I don't need the side of Jabba frog.

 

//wonders how "Jabba Juice" is made...


[face_shocked] Er...


//kills self

 

I'll take a Yoda Soda...

I'll also have a slice of bantha pie while your at it.

 

I feel a little sad for those "Blue Meanie" (Yoda) People. Plus...it would have been funny to have CHewycharmy (that kid had to have been like 5 years old!) come back and find a 3000 post thread in his honor! LOL

This place looks nice, but Selina was a better bartender!

Fig juice? How about regular, old fashioned honey for the pooh. A pot of honey in fact, for me and my horse "factors."



Making small talk: so is it "showing off", to direct people to good threads? What's the big deal. I seem to get a lot of criticism.
I think this may be my final few drinks at the bar...then I may be off for good. Gotta study for that BAR - the real Bar that is - where they don't serve drinks!

 

*sits down at a table and calls out to the droid waitess FLO* "Hey tell everyone the drinks are on Calypso's tab!"
*smiles*
"I just got a good bounty, and I want to share the victory with some friends."

 

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* FLO is caught flirting with the dishwasher unit and is punished with a restraining bolt.*

 

Too bad for those blue yodas eh? Just to tell you pal, we still live on!
*sees Griffz glaring at him, shrinks down behind his stool*
Uh... nice day eh? So... how bout them... uh...

...

whispers to G-S: can i have a pabst?

 

Jabba juice, eh?

//dies

 

poor fool... shouldnta drunk something GREEN! shoulda drunk something BLUE!!!
*shrinks back from Griffz's glares*
You know, I was just going back to the misc forums...
*slowly slinks towards the door*
Dexter: EH! Not without paying you dont! Come back here you little rat!
Uh... I paid! Ask the droid!
Flo: No he didnt, you lousy liar!
Uh... no, I payed Hermione Bagwa!
Dexter: You realize shes in the coruscant nightclub and she was deleted anyways?
Drat, musta just payed my nightclub bill, Im all outta money, Im gonna go...
Dexter: Ah no you dont! Griffz! Looks like we got another o them blue yoda robbers runnin round in here, what shoudl I do wit em?
Please dont hurt me! I have a handmaiden and seven children at home!
*Dexter accidentally drops him and he scurries out of the Diner*
Dexter: Dont worry... hell be back. He always comes back...