[Dialogue Leak] Mr. Stiffy Comes through AGAIN!!! (Part 1 of 2)

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  1. Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling

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    The ever infamous Mr. Stiffy rides again! Fresh from his well-deserved title of 'King of EIII Spoilers' Mr. Stiffy now has some dialogue leaks from EIV:

    A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

    A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title.
    War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup slowly crawls
    into infinity.

    It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships,
    striking from a hidden base, have won their first
    victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

    During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal
    secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the
    Death Star, an armored space station with enough
    power to destroy an entire planet.

    Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess
    Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of
    the stolen plans that can save her people and
    restore freedom to the galaxy...

    The awesome yellow planet of Tatooine emerges from a total
    eclipse, her two moons glowing against the darkness. A tiny
    silver spacecraft, a Rebel Blockade Runner firing lasers
    from the back of the ship, races through space. It is pursed
    by a giant Imperial Stardestroyer. Hundreds of deadly
    laserbolts streak from the Imperial Stardestroyer, causing
    the main solar fin of the Rebel craft to disintegrate.


    An explosion rocks the ship as two robots, Artoo-Detoo (R2-
    D2) and See-Threepio (C-3PO) struggle to make their way
    through the shaking, bouncing passageway. Both robots are
    old and battered. Artoo is a short, claw-armed tripod. His
    face is a mass of computer lights surrounding a radar eye.
    Threepio, on the other hand, is a tall, slender robot of
    human proportions. He has a gleaming bronze-like metallic
    surface of an Art Deco design.

    Another blast shakes them as they struggle along their way.

    Did you hear that? They've shut down
    the main reactor. We'll be destroyed
    for sure. This is madness!

    Rebel troopers rush past the robots and take up positions in
    the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the door.

    We're doomed!

    The little R2 unit makes a series of electronic sounds that
    only another robot could understand.

    There'll be no escape for the Princess
    this time.

    Artoo continues making beeping sounds. Tension mounts as
    loud metallic latches clank and the scream of heavy equipment
    are heard moving around the outside hull of the ship.

    What's that?


    The Imperial craft has easily overtaken the Rebel Blockade
    Runner. The smaller Rebel ship is being drawn into the
    underside dock of the giant Imperial starship.


    The nervous Rebel troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly a
    tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway and
    a score of fearsome armored spacesuited stormtroopers make
    their way into the smoke-filled corridor.

    In a few minutes the entire passageway
  2. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Wow! That's amazing stuff!
  3. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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  4. RebelScum77 Manager Emeritus

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    That's sooo obviously fake. :rolleyes:
  5. rhonderoo Former Head Admin

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    Wow! If this is true, then that's just awesome!
  6. Darth_Ignant Jedi Youngling

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    Bull****, RS77. Mr. Stiffy has never let me down. You=bitter.
  7. Blood_of_Yoda Jedi Youngling

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    OPPM [face_plain]
  8. Cobranaconda Jedi Master

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    Not a chance. That dialogue is way too good for Lucas.
  9. George_Roper Jedi Knight

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    OMG!!! Obiwan doesn't tell Luke that Vader is his father!
  10. Palpy560 Jedi Padawan

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    What the.....8-}

    Wow, this almost sounds TOO good. [face_whistling]

    Edit: Who is Grand Moff Tarkin? Is he the guy from the end of ROTS? The one next to Palpatine?

  11. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

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    I'm going to check into this, but Fan Fiction isn't allowed here. I'll leave this open for now.
  12. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    That was pretty interesting, but what is Obi-Wan calling himself "Ben" for? It makes no sense for him to "hide" by changing only half his name. That looks like one of those "let's see if we can get people to swallow this" things they send to AICN. Remember "Darth Kimball?"
  13. Emerald_Tides Jedi Youngling

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  14. epic Ex Mod

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  15. Boga-the-Magnificent Jedi Padawan

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  16. poor yorick Ex-Mod

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    Okay, fine, my thread on a script leak got locked, but it's *not* the same one posted above.

    Excerpt from intro:

    1. FADE IN:


    A sea of stars is broken by the vast blue surface of the planet, Utapau. Five
    small moons slowly drift into view from the far side of the planet. The main
    titles are followed by a roll-up:

    Until the recent Great Rebellion, the Jedi Bendu were the most feared warriors
    in the universe. For one hundred thousand years, generations of Jedi
    perfected their art as the personal bodyguards of the emperor. They were the
    chief architects of the invincible Imperial Space Force which expanded the
    Empire across the galaxy, from the celestial equator to the farthest reaches
    of the Great Rift.

    Now these legendary warriors are all but extinct. One by one they have been
    hunted down and destroyed as enemies of the New Empire by a ferocious and
    sinister rival warrior sect, the Knights of Sith.

    A small silver spacecraft emerges from behind one of the Utapau moons. The
    deadly little fightercraft speeds past several of the moons, until it finally
    goes into orbit around the fourth moon.


    A harsh gale blows across the bleak grey surface of the Fourth Moon. The
    leaden sky presses down on a lone figure, Annikin Starkiller, a tall, heavy-
    set boy of eighteen. He slowly makes his way across the canyon floor. The
    heavy winds whip at him and make the going extremely difficult. His face is
    covered by a breath mask and goggles. He stops for a second to adjust the
    shoulder strap on his chrome multiplelaser rifle. Something in the sky
    catches his eye, and he instinctively grabs a pair of electrobinoculars from
    his belt. He stands transfixed for a few moments, studying the heavens, then
    turns and rushes back in the direction from which he came.

    This might be a flashback, but this character is probably different from Anakin Skywalker, since Vader shows up in the script as well.

    Luke's a general in this one and Leia is trying to get to some kind of academy somewhere. Han is described as "a huge green skinned monster with no nose and large gills," but that could be a typo. Anyway, there's more than one version of the script out there.
  17. Darth Dark Helmet Manager Emeritus

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    I don't know, look how whiny Luke is. This almost reads like pure Lucas dialogue. There could be some trurth here.
  18. YoungAngus Jedi Youngling

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    Thats not right. From what Ive read Episode 4 takes place apprx. 2-3 years after ROTS, Luke wouldnt be old enough to do all that stuff. Thats wrong, MODS, Lock this thread.
  19. KingoftheAT-ATs Jedi Master

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    Yes, that is confusing me as well... I read [here somewhere, on TF.N] that Ep. IV takes place just after ROTS. How can this be? Hm? A thought? Anyone?
  20. Vengance1003 Jedi Knight

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    So the Tuskens are trying to kill Luke because Anakin killed alot of them?
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