ST Dialogue That May Be in TLJ

Rise, Darth Skywalker

 

"Dude Matt straight up sucks..."

 

Thanks for making me want that line now. I will probably be all pouty since it won't be included.

"Blast it ... where are you?"

 

Luke: I remember a long time ago, when a friend told me there would be a chosen one.

[flashback to a younger Luke talking to Yoda]

Yoda: A chosen one there will be.

Luke: He then told me of the significance.

[flashback]

Yoda: Significant it will be.

Luke: And then he killed the rancor.

[flashback, Yoda closes his eyes, we hear a fart then a rancor whimper]

Rey: I now officially know too much, and why are you in bed?

Luke: Oh, you wouldn't believe what happened next...

Rey: [flashback begins] No wait, please!

Luke: If you insist.

 

"...back from the Dark Side."
"Arrrrrgh, ah ergh."
"I am fluent in over six million forms of communication."

 

"............" -Luke

 

Luke: It’s time for the Jedi to Endor.
Rey: What?
Luke: Endor. Forest moon. Furry little bear people living in trees.
Rey: OK, but that’s a noun, not a verb.
Luke: You must unlearn what you have learned.
Rey: OK...so let’s say it’s a verb. How exactly would the Jedi...Endor?
Luke: A good question. For another time.
Rey: No reward is worth this.

 

Luke: "Ben, you thieving little ****, give me back your Grandad's mask!"

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Rey: "So I grew up on a sand covered planet."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "I never really knew my parents."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "It was horrid, full of gangsters, scum and villainy."
Luke: "Me too"
Rey: "There was an old guy that looked out for me from afar, connections to the rebellion."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "I've discovered I've got some force abilities at quite a late age."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "I found my self on a ship called the Millenium Falcon, escaping from a rather bad situation."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "I helped to blow up a planet sized super weapon."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: "I've gone on a mission to find a master to help me with me training."
Luke: "Me too."
Rey: " Well **** off then!!"

 

BB8: "I have a bad feeling about this"

 

KYLO: I've been waiting for you Uncle Luke, we meet again...at last! When I left you I was but the learner....

LUKE: You can cut the crap Kylo, I've heard it all before in A New Hope. It didn't work with Obi-Wan Kenobi and it won't work with me.
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LUKE: Time is short Rey, you must learn quickly. I haven't much time left.

REY: Why? Are you dying?

LUKE: I might as well be, JJ Abrams is coming back for the next film so I'll probably only be on screen for a few seconds.
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REY (TO KYLO): You wanna try some bio-oil on that scar.
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BEAUTY SALON RECEPTIONIST: Tiffany....you're three thirty back, sack and crack has arrived..

TIFFANY: Can you come this way Mr Chewbacca?
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Kylo and Hux stand before Snoke.
SNOKE: And the winner for the best Darth Vader collection goes to.....................Kylo Ren

HUX: Still hasn't got the original lightsaber has he.....(cough....cough...splutter....choke).

 

Poe "We've got company!" Doesn't he say this 12 times during TFA...?
Kylo "You failed me" to Luke
Luke "You killed your father" to Kylo

 

Luke: The Jedi must end with 100% growth in the next few days or else the First Order and the dark side will never be defeated.

 

Rey: Yawn, I hate Galactimondays. And I really could go for some instabread!

*walks up to Luke*

Rey: Hey Luke, it's me, Rey. Boy **** you Luke, you ****ing dumb stupid idiot.

Luke: Come on Rey, go easy on me, huh?

Rey: You dumb, stupid, weak, pathetic, Jedi, uh...guilt! Jedi guilt one armed piece of human garbage!

Luke: Geez Rey that's....you know you're pretty mean to me, but that takes the cake!

Rey: I don't give a ****. I'm ****ing Rey b****! Now give me my ****ing instabread!

 

Prior to meeting Finn, Rose meets a Stormtrooper and convinces him to join her.
Rose: You got a name?
Stormtrooper: FN-3241.
Rose: What? No way.
Stormtrooper: They don't give us names here.
Rose: Ok... Finn. How's that?
Stormtrooper: I'll take it. Thanks.

Later, Rose and "Finn" meeting Finn.
Rose: I'm Rose. Maintenance and tech.
Finn: Pleasure. I'm-- .
Rose: And this is "Finn."
Finn: [laughs] No, no, no. I'm-- .
"Finn": FN-2187?
Finn: FN-3241?
Both: No, it's Finn.
Rose: I have a bad feeling about this.

 

Rose:"I hate you!"
Finn:"I know"

 

Was that line in in VII?

No amputations in VII, though that's not dialogue. No Wilhelm scream?

 

Luke: If I want the Jedi to end, I'll have to be Superman IV the Quest for Peace.

 

*Rey and Luke eating a Porg*

Rey: "I find the lack of taste disturbing"

 

Rey and Luke are sitting around a campfire at night. Rey is positively bored out of her mind while Luke is sitting cross-legged with his eyes closed in meditation.

REY: So...

Luke seems to be oblivious and continues to meditate.

REY: Hey.

LUKE: Hmm?

REY: Do you have, like, something to snack on?

LUKE: Why? You hungry?

Rey's perks up.

REY: Yes.

Luke continues to meditate.

REY: HEY!

LUKE: Hmm?

REY: Do you have anything to eat around here??

LUKE: Why? You hungry?

REY: YES, NOW DO YOU HA--you know what, screw this.

She stomps off. Luke remains undisturbed and deep in meditation. Rey can be heard cursing to herself from a distance.

LUKE: Hmm?

 

BB-8: The thing I love about Porgs, I get older but they stay the same age. Alright, alright, alright.

 

"Hello there"

 

Chewie: Like a neighbor State Farm is there!

*but he says it in his own language*

 

SOMEONE: You catch the frisbee, you throw the frisbee. I mean what planet are you from?!

 

Luke: It's time for the Jedi to endanger these annoying Porgs. Let's hack away!