ST Dialogue That May Be in TLJ

Luke: It's time for the Jedi...to trend.

*posts on Instagram*

 

Luke, Rey and Artoo are sat around a fire in the middle of the old temple buildings.

ARTOO: beep-boo-tweet-doo.

LUKE: Artoo's sensors have picked up approaching Knights of Ren ships, how could they have found us?

LUKE: What have you done?

REY: Hey, I just posted on my Facebook page what a great time I'm having here on Ahch-To with you...

 

*Rose and Finn in deep trouble - Rose has an idea*

Finn: "What is your job in the resistance?"
Rose: "Sanitary service."
Finn:"SANITARY SERVICE?"

 

Poe: Rose your sister...I'm sorry she's dead.

Rose: Yeah no duh.

 

Snoke: I am your father's father's mother's ex. This is all part of my plan to get back at the Force for getting her pregnant.

 

Rey: What if...Maz was one of us?

Luke: Just a slob like one of us?

Rey: Just a stranger on a bus!

Luke: Trying to make her way home.

 

I wrote this a while ago; this seems like a good place to drop it.

Rey (holding out the lightsaber) : “Well, are you going to take it or not? My arm is getting tired.”



Luke (reaches out his hand, Force pulls the saber from Rey, ignites it, and looks at it in wonder) : “Great moons of Yavin! I haven’t seen this since…since…since”…(his eyes grow big with realization)…”since I lost this hand! And speaking of hands, how is Han Solo, my old pal, doing?”



Rey (with a stunned, uncomfortable look on her face): “Uuuuuum…was he a good friend of yours?”



Luke: “Oh yeah, great friend. Best of friends. He married my sister, you know. I wouldn’t allow just any guy to marry her.”



Rey: “Okay. So, you haven’t felt anything through the Force concerning this great friend? Not a little tremor? Some time in the past week?”



Luke: “Well, now that you mention it, there was a time when I felt something. I thought it was just indigestion at the time. My food choices here are very slim and don’t always agree with me. But it could have been a tremor in the Force. So, anyway, how is Han?”



Rey (reluctantly): “Um…well, he’s dead. He was killed.”



Luke: (screaming in true Empire fashion) “Nooooooooooo! That’s impossible!”



Rey (looks at him with utter shock and repulsion at this display): “Uh, no it’s totally possible. I saw it happen myself. He was stabbed with a lightsaber. By his own son.”



Luke: “He was killed by Ben?”



Rey: “The monster who now calls himself Kylo Ren, yes. You mean you haven’t felt any of that through the Force?”



Luke (looking slightly embarrassed) : “Well, look at where I live. I’m pretty far off the grid. I don’t get very good reception here.”



Rey: “Uh-hu. That settles it. I’m going to the dark side.”

 

First line in the film:

LUKE: You ruined it, 10 years in the ****ing making, I was two days off becoming the all-time Hide and Seek record holder!!!!!

 

Luke: It's time for the Jedi...to lend.

*** causes massive property bubble in stone huts ***

 

“I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.”

Rey: Yoda?
Yoda: Ya hoida me?

“Oh knights who formerly said “Ni”

 

-"The porgs belong in my family. My father had one. My sister has one. I have one. You will have a porg too."