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Speculation Diary of a Wimpy Clone: A Star Wars Story - December 18, 2020

Discussion in 'Archive: Disney Era Films' started by Darth Chiznuk , Aug 26, 2016.

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  1. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Okay... thankfully none of that is true but that's the point. :p In this thread post all your most ridiculous ideas for the third Anthology film and go into as much ridiculous detail as you want. Really this is just meant to be a fun thread to pass the time while we wait for the films. And you never know... maybe someone will guess right!
     
  2. Django Fett

    Django Fett Force Ghost star 5

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    Mods, mods....we have a troll here [face_devil]
     
  3. cerealbox

    cerealbox Force Ghost star 6

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    Lupita portrays a younger Maz from 800 years ago.

    It's a space pirate movie with all the raids, pillaging and plundering.
    Star crossed lovers and of course the force.

    If we can have a movie called Willow about a pint sized twerp, then we should have one about a younger, sexier Maz Kanata as an alien buccaneer.
     
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  4. Baron_Papanerd

    Baron_Papanerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Great thread! :D

    I'll need time to come up with a good crazy idea. Just off the cuff though; how about a Star Wars version of Seinfeld? A show about nothing. Focusing on standup comic, that lives in an apartment on Coruscant instead of Manhattan. And a zany and annoying gungan living next door, that constantaly barges into his apartment uninvited. Heysa Jerry! Whatsa yousa doing?:p
     
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  5. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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    Wat the **** is this?
     
  6. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you have an idea for the third Anthology film but it's completely ridiculous and has almost no chance of ever happening post it here. It's just for laughs. :p
     
  7. Enkei

    Enkei Jedi Master star 1

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    Kenobi: A Star Wars Story
     
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  8. Artoo-Dion

    Artoo-Dion Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Gold star for the Donald Kaufman reference.
     
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  9. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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    STAR WARS: A Star Wars Story!!!!
     
  10. Artoo-Dion

    Artoo-Dion Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Fifty Flavors of Rebellion: A Star Wars Story

    Miner, Rebel, Ice-cream Connoisseur. This is the story of Willrow Hood: his battles against the Empire, his love for Bespin and his dedication to preserving the family recipe for the greatest gelato ever known to the galaxy. He starts out as a simple miner with a penchant for producing homemade ice-cream, but soon he is pulled into a web of intrigue, recruited by the Rebellion to infiltrate Imperial spy networks and alert local Bothans to any strong leads.

    Slowly, he begins to lose grip on who he is. He's made friends with some of the low-level thugs in the Imperial ranks, and they trust him with their lives. Finally, he gets word that Vader has arrived. His good friend, an Imperial spy posing as an Ugnaught, looks up at him, nearly in tears. "You're not a rat, are ya, Will? I heard some rumblings, but you're my best pal! If you're a rat, I'm a gonner when Vader finds me!"

    Willrow hands the Ugnaught a cone of the flavour no one can resist: pistachio cyanide surprise. The Ugnaught sobs as he eats the cone, knowing the truth. "I loved you like a son, Will. But I understand. I understand."

    Willrow picks up his ice-cream maker, preparing to flee Cloud City and alert the Bothans to his most shocking discovery: a new Death Star.

    Directed by Mike Newell and produced by Barry Levinson.
     
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  11. JabbatheHumanBeing

    JabbatheHumanBeing Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    On the Wattofront

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    "I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."
     
  12. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yeah... we're keeping our eye on this guy. :p
     
  13. JabbatheHumanBeing

    JabbatheHumanBeing Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    That guy's the worst. No idea how you tolerate him.
     
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  14. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  15. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Just wait... the spamming has just begun. :p

    I'm putting you on my ignore list now.
     
  16. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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    Wow, these forums are really going down hill..
     
  17. Artoo-Dion

    Artoo-Dion Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Yes, fun should be banned.
     
  18. Pro Scoundrel

    Pro Scoundrel New Films Expert At Modding Casual star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Han Of The Dead

    Take Falcon, Go to Tatooine
    Kill Jabba (sorry), Grab Leia
    Go to the Mos Eisley Cantina
    Have a nice cold blue milk
    Wait for all this to blow over
     
  19. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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    Owen and Beru: A Star Wars Story
     
  20. JabbatheHumanBeing

    JabbatheHumanBeing Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I want to see Beru's crazy adventures with her trusty blender:

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    Directed by the Coen Brothers...

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    There's evil in her. I can sense it.
     
  21. B99

    B99 Force Ghost star 6

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    Man the movies gonna be really dark, can't wait!!
     
  22. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    The Next 3 spin offs will be a trilogy dedicated to Jar Jar Binks :

    My Big Fat Gungan Wedding : A Gungan Story

    Gungan Style : A Gungan Story

    1001 Gungans : A Gungan Story
     
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  23. LANDO_ROCKS

    LANDO_ROCKS Force Ghost star 5

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    A buddy cop / odd couple type film starring the uptight/straightlaced Constable Zuvio and Johnny the wisecracking Gammorean Guard fresh from the Tattooine Police Academy.

    Fate throws them together and they have to solve a mystery leaning on each others unique qualities, will they discover who stole the Millennium Falcon and in the process discover forbidden love?

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  24. JabbatheHumanBeing

    JabbatheHumanBeing Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'd watch that. For reals.
     
  25. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Superninja of Future Films star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    You know him as the stormtrooper who bumped his head on the door. This Christmas you'll discover the true story behind one of cinema's most iconic extras. The story of a no name stormtrooper who discovers the true menace of the Empire: unsafe work conditions.

    Why I Joined The Rebellion: A Star Wars Story...
     
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