DINNER LADY ARMS

This is more a verbal sparring pub rather than a virtual fighting pub.




Limited smillee action as well (possibly a good thing though?)

 

You realise that now you have said that some smart @$$ will pt loads of smilies in here just to **** us off.

Can I make this my local, with a beer mug behind the bar and everything?

 

Nobody was at the pub that im bartender at...There was no fighting either, so i decided to come here and be at the other side of the bar! Wow, its nice being served drinks and not have to serve any...Its sooo good to have a break, I'll have a pint of Strongbow please

Looks like the Oldbies are back in town (FFUK)!

 

.....mek mine a J20 please bar tender - no booze for me - dont need it and never will!

Can someone else buy some more of those Vegetarian Pork Scratchings so we can eventually get the kit off the calendar girl behind the packets please?
I am nearly skint!

Nice to see some older names around in here - has the Tourette's cleared up yet then or were you just bored....?

*** Do the oldies only post when they are at work Monday to Friday???????

 

PPl at the old folks home probably got sick of the constant SW talk.

 

Star Wars ******* talk is banned, effective IMMEDIATELY.
What are your Top 5 Cheeses?

 

Chedder
Edam
Brie
Gouda
Mozzarella



Has the makings of a mighty fine pizza

 

Oh dear...somebody is having a crap Monday at work (knew you only post M-F!) - you need a drink mate - let me buy you a stiff vodka while you run up your bosses internet account!

Cheese ;

1. Double Gloucester with Chives - no others cos nothing else matches it. Period.

EDIT : OK - so I lied and had to edit - 'there is another' (hope thats not considered as 'Star Wars ********') - have you tried Cheddar Pickled Onion Flavour - there is a guy at a market near here that does allsorts of weird flavours - that rules too.....

 

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

 

Is it so wrong to eat cheese before you go to sleep at night?

I do it deliberately sometimes just to see if I do get nightmares.....all I get is stinky cheese breath . Dissapointing cheese is. Size matters not - large chunk or small chunk.

Cheese therefore is NOT evil in my mind. Shame really. Could have its uses...

Has the bar person not retured yet? These drinks are taking a while to come and I a getting fed up. Think I may have to jump the bar...(not like I havent before in my life...)

 

Consider yourself a QPR fan on the train home from the Hull match at the weekend.
by that I mean, jump over the bar, smack the manager in the mush, and take what you want.

 

....this bar is revolutionary then, Comrade?

 

Consider yourself a QPR fan on the train home from the Hull match at the weekend.
by that I mean, jump over the bar, smack the manager in the mush, and take what you want.

 

...consider it done. Looks like he is busy in the toilets mopping up the blood of a poor BNP paper seller who happened to stroll into the wrong joint at the wrong time...so the manager will know nowt (this time!)

What does everyone want from the free bar then?

Revolution is in the house and Carlsberg can do nothing about it (well - they are in Denmark anyway arent they?)

 

eating cheese before bed is fine - especially if it tops a large kebab.

Just avoid giving cheese to japs eye knights. Bad move.

 

anyone know why OUR SPECIAL board isnt working at the mo?

 

// returns from island-hopping holidays

Nuts.

You want guaranteed, pyschedelic, possibly terrifying, possibly tremendous, dreams/nightmares, eat a good handful of brazil nuts or walnuts, or both, an hour before bedtime.
And don't blame me if it goes the wrong way and you spend the night running through caves in a cliff-face on a beach with a huge wave approaching, and all the stairs going upwards are blocked, and the light is all funny, like before a thunderstorm, and all the birds are silent, and black, and the wave has got bigger, and.....and.......

//sobs

 

and now a word from our correspondent, Lunchtime O'Drinking:

the sun is past the yard arm, and I shall have ale, or there will be hell to pay.
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LMAO

Maybe that's because we're all SW-Talked out and have moved on to more interesting things

There's only so much lightsabre w*nking, playing lightsabres like air guitars and saying that your car is so fast it can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs a girl can take before it becomes sad and deranged.

(And I have personally witnessed those things and it was not a pretty sight!)

LOL

 

I dunno..... we still talk a bit about Star Wars..... but its more.....errr...... specialist discussion

// wonders if Chilly has found that fan-art archive yet

 

...was the lack of 'specialist drinks' at the bar a problem then for all the oldies?

Ok - so now we know why the 'exodus'...so what's so different at the new home of 'Vive le ff-uk nouveuax', aside from unmonitored 'chat' I presume...?

I havent noticed any lightsaber ******* sessions here since I have been on the boards (since around 02/03 in a different guise, when not being banned by Yoshee for no apparent reason....).

Perhaps this is a 'new generation' (Pepsi Max anyone?), as we leave behind the ones in it 'just for the films', while they are still at the cinemas.

Who knows....these free drinks taste great - all the better for not paying for them - good tip Echo....

 

'oldies' ?
to my knowledge, there is no difference in the age range here and there........ teens to thirties I think.
(I'm probably the oldest, Jamblo is the youngest, and Echobase is undoubtedly the most immature)

what's different?
well, if someone acts like an attention-seeking walloper, you can tell them to grow up or shut up without getting banned for yir trouble...... it is a place of free speech, rather than a place of enforced politeness.

and, really, there is a vast array of star wars chatrooms out there for anyone who wants to argue with spotty kids with 'Darth' screen names about whether one imaginary character or another has the most elastic bawsack..... so we stick to real life chat, more or less (less in Echo's case).

 

....sorry - meant 'oldie' as in the joining date context - not age, or else I would have to be in the 'damn oldies' club me self!

 

hrmmmmm yes

well, by that definition, there are some 'oldies' there right enough, TFN members going back to last century even....... but there are also [whispers] a few people who haven't even seen the Star Wars films, let alone spent any portion of their life discussing them.
most refreshing !

 

Star War? Say that again Star what? Never heard of it?