DINNER LADY ARMS

Mr Flibble wants to fry you alive with his hex vision.
I would stop him but the king of the potato people won't let me.

 

...if you are afraid of your actions, then let through someone who will finish what you started... <--- thats about as scary an icon as Yahho would allow I guess....

//holds up lightsaber in defiance....realises there are no batteries in it...goes back to seat to finish his Vanilla Coke. Sulks.

 

What Dank says is mostly correct.
What he has NEGLECTED to add, is that anyone who posts anything about Star Wars at the other board ought to be shot, cut, drowned, burnt, stood on, farted at and fired out of a cannon into a steel wall that has knives sticking out of it.
However, posts that advise me on whether the OFFICE SORT wants me to ROOT her are welcome. Why ELSE would she press her BABY OPTIC into my arm?

 

Any chance of giving us directions to this other site your talking about?

 

I would say Dank was actually spot on.....your comments noted...convention is not my strong point, then neither is abuse for the sake of it....

ps. the 'office sort' has obviously got your measure and is acting accordingly to inject you with some sort of 'maturity drug'...lets see if it takes effect anytime soon...and by the way....May The Force Be With You...

 

Star warts: (n) small bulbous growths found on the hands of people who were "only on the internet looking at TFn, honest mum"

 

onthe other boards I hear people swear.

I think that's just plain rude.

 

Echo, as is his want to do, talks nonsense.

we do talk Star Wars. but only in the wee movies bit, alongside oher movies.
same is true of books, telly etc

but this is not an advertisement thread an I will say no more on the matter, except that anyone wanting to look in can follow the link at the bottom of Mots Minx's signature...... and as long as you're fractionally less irritating than Echo, and at least twice as funny, we probably won't try to make you cry.

 

years ago, there was a legend of a man who pioneered something called 'boules dans l'âne', but he retired.

 

....that translates as 'balls of the donkey' - how ya play that one?

 

Points to sig below

 

'balls of the donkey' ?

oh no it doesn't.

'boules' is indeed balls.... but 'dans' means 'in'........ and 'l'ane' actually translates as 'ass'



I'm off, before I get told off.

 

WOO HOOO!!! Get the tea on, Cass, CUZ I'M COMING HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Actually, why did you leave ff-uk.org.uk? Did I leave my dirty y fronts there?

 

LMAO

Oh dear

If yous join, please be aware that you may only be able to see the Housing & New Applications forum for a while.

//points at Jamblo who broke it

Swanboy

 

yes.... its an antique gas-powered original victorian ye olde star wars chatroom, y'know.....

bring your own cravats and paraffin lamps...

 

I really should dig up the infamous gif to illustrate Danky's statement

And yes, you may only see the first forum until you register and I activate you.
Edge and burt can see them all now though.

 

cheers toochilled...the few the brave - FBurt and me (Jedi and Padawan! First mision... ) Gotta tune up my humour chip....cue Peter Kay and Jonny Vegas vids, with a special touch of unique Northern 'bite'.

When I find work, at least I can then place myself in the true 'slackers' community eh....

 

I notice the abuse has already started against me at the other site.

 

yes - and you havent even posted yet.....phew - they work fast over there (only during office hours, of course).

I must admit - one positive point - I do like the Rob Halford icon the have made for me.

 

Abuse is vital, see if you can handle it to stay.

Just mind your bottom

 

that is not abuse, I assure you

and what's with all these wee digs about us only posting during office hours?

office hours = boredom relief on someone else's time and phoneline.

personal time = lots of better things to do

there is, my dear chiklets, absolutely no pride to be taken in using one's genuine free time on internet chatboards.

 

ah....boredom relief - now I see the difference in sites....I still like my Rob Halford icon...

 

Where are you today then spod?

Eh?

Eh?

 

counselling ?