Lit Disney Wars: Episode 7 and the EU (Disney Purchasing Lucasfilm, intends to release Ep 7 in 2015)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. Ulicus A Moderate Guy (Literature)

    Moderator
    Member Since:
    Jul 24, 2005
    star 6
    No, you're only allowed to post pictures where having a beard makes Luke look badass. You're deviating from the plan!
    instantdeath likes this.
  2. Zeta1127 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 2, 2012
    star 4
    Oh my, that clearly must have been a promotional shot of Qui-Gon Jinn.
  3. instantdeath Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 22, 2010
    star 4
    But consider this: that picture looks much more badass than it would if he didn't have a beard.
    Ulicus likes this.
  4. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    I think he looks great... just his beard betrays him and is of the dark side! beard does not fit his style
  5. Ulicus A Moderate Guy (Literature)

    Moderator
    Member Since:
    Jul 24, 2005
    star 6
    I disagree entirely, but "his beard betrays him and is of the dark side" is too funny not to like.
    Last edited by Ulicus, Feb 22, 2013
    Zeta1127, RC-1991, Sinrebirth and 2 others like this.
  6. instantdeath Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 22, 2010
    star 4
    It is not the beard that is evil, only the man with the beard. The Beard of Tyranus, for instance, was used for both good and evil. They have no set morality.

    Mustaches, on the other hand, are always evil.
    Last edited by instantdeath, Feb 22, 2013
    Plaristes and Zorrixor like this.
  7. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    so Lando is evil, eh?

    what does my beard make me then? a good guy? oh you so do not know me :p


    just wait till Rovio releases their latest SW game: Angry Beards! :cool:
    Last edited by CeiranHarmony, Feb 22, 2013
    krtmd likes this.
  8. Zorrixor Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 8, 2004
    star 6
    [IMG]

    Now you've gone and made him angry by saying that.
    Blithe and CeiranHarmony like this.
  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

    VIP
    Member Since:
    Jul 8, 1999
    star 5
    He can fight this guy about it.

    [IMG]
    Ulicus and Zorrixor like this.
  10. Tim Battershell Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 3, 2012
    star 4
    Two words; "Kyle Katarn"!

    Four more; "The Awesome Bearded One"!
    Last edited by Tim Battershell, Feb 22, 2013
  11. Zorrixor Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 8, 2004
    star 6
    I've said before, Kyle Katarn is likely the reason Master Skywalker is too afraid to grow a beard, because he knows Kyle will mock him for his inability to pull it off.
  12. Todd the Jedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 16, 2008
    star 4
    Luke to Kyle- "A real Jedi doesn't have a beard!" *SLAP*
    [IMG]

    Kyle- "That'll teach ya."[face_cowboy]
  13. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    reasons against a beard:

    this...
    [IMG]



    will look to me always like this...



    Language.


    oh and offtopic: IF Kyle Katarn gets a cameo he needs to be played by Chuck Norris!
    Last edited by Havac, Feb 27, 2013
  14. Tim Battershell Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Sep 3, 2012
    star 4
    Second that, Ceiran!
    CeiranHarmony likes this.
  15. Zorrixor Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 8, 2004
    star 6
    Kyle Katarn cannot be played by Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is played by Kyle Katarn.

    Get it right. [face_shame_on_you]
  16. instantdeath Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 22, 2010
    star 4
    Personally, I'm not inclined to trust a plummer who never seems to actually do his job and, when he gets angry, starts spewing fireballs everywhere.

    No, you're evil. Why else would you be arguing against a Skywalker beard?
  17. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    because bearded Hamill looks like the lovechild of Kyle Katarn/Chuck Norris had with Ewan McGregor Kenobi.. that's why. if it would look original or unique I'd be all for it but it looks so ripped of and unlike him that one would not even notice which actor is behind that beard. as said, when I first saw said image of bearded Skywalker I thought it is a fan posing as Luke, not Hamill himself, really!

    but lets meet in the middleground, my friend... here is my offer: Luke gets no beard but a mustache.. that needs to suffice when it comes to facial hair! and I say that out of good will, personally I prefer beards over mustaches which I do not like myself. so consider this offer as something that breaks my heart but I would give you at least that much, yub?
  18. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2012
    star 1
    What if he had no beard but got really into body piercing?
    CT-867-5309 likes this.
  19. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    I offer you tatoos... piercings are a no go.

    Begun the Beard Wars have... and you are the Darth Maul starting a third faction... ;)
    Zane the Reaper likes this.
  20. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 5, 2012
    star 1
    What if he had a tattoo of a beard on his face?
    Last edited by Zane the Reaper, Feb 22, 2013
    cthugha likes this.
  21. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5

    :eek:8-} :eek:8-}:eek:8-}:eek:8-}

    :eek:8-} :eek:8-}:eek:8-}:eek:8-}

    :eek:8-} :eek:8-}:eek:8-}:eek:8-}

    :eek:8-} :eek:8-}:eek:8-}:eek:8-}
    Zane the Reaper likes this.
  22. Dawud786 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 28, 2006
    star 4
    I disagree, clearly if Kyle Katarn shows up he needs to be played by a Cinemax soft porn actor...
  23. Lugija Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2009
    star 4
    I disagree with all of you! If they want to have Kyle Katarn in the film, they'll just film the scenes without anyone acting as him. Then, if he so chooses, he will show up in the movie on those scenes.
    Zorrixor and CT-867-5309 like this.
  24. Ulicus A Moderate Guy (Literature)

    Moderator
    Member Since:
    Jul 24, 2005
    star 6
    Oh, is that what Jason Court's up to these days?
  25. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 10, 2004
    star 5
    who knows what Chuck Norris did before he became a star :p