Lit Disney Wars: Episode 7 and the EU (Disney Purchasing Lucasfilm, intends to release Ep 7 in 2015)

Beards, people want beards. Then someone said Chuck Norris should play Katarn... and I said Jason Court, Kyle Katarn, was in fact a soft porn "actor" on Cinemax back in the day.

people do not want beards... summarize it properly next time

some want beards, some do not.. a compromise were mustaches but that lead to the Beard Wars which resulted in Jay and Silent Bob winning the war for Look'a'Luke..

Then Kyle Katarn hijacked the topic...

and out of curiosity I have to ask... WHY the hell did they pick a pornstar? and.. are any others out of the same genre? Jan Ors maybe? or Rookie One? Ru Murleen? god.. better to not think about it.

No such mustache compromise was reached. The mustache embargo is in place, and stronger than it's ever been.

Orange dye and hair spray, however, are welcomed with open arms.

To be fair, Court only did one episode of the Red Shoe Diaries. So, "star" probably isn't the right word.

well I wonder why nobody made Kyle Katarn captions of that then or any captions of movies he was in in general just to have more Kyle Katarn looks or an aged Jason Court as aged Katarn.


that said I have to share this I found online... while originally I wanted that actress nowhere near Jaina... the looks do fit:

Wasent David Duchovny in every episode of that? @ Red Shoe Diaries

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but Jaina is not Every Brunette.

Yes, but he was like the host/presenter.

Did you post something? Because I'm not seeing anything.

okay so i missed sdome thing. please fill me in on what is new

That poll is way more even than I'd have expected. I'd actually be interested in seeing a large-scale poll along those lines; not just a sampling of some particular forum or website.

So go make one.

"I'm not going in there."

It's perfectly safe, I promise. We got the last guy out of there eventually, and he was still mostly intact.

Is it okay to wish they'd left the poll open long enough to see more responses? Especially since most anti-EU folks seem to think there are only 20 EU fans in the world.

no didn't someone mention Katarn or something. Is he featured in the new movies?

he is in for sure... but probably under an alias, deep undercover on a mission with a different look... kinda.. right? right?

Kyle Katarn has real work to do; he doesn't have the time to save the galaxy from silly emperors and the like.

Indeed. They're confused. Or, they're ignorant of the facts. Anybody know how many copies of EU books were sold in Japan, alone? Or how many printings of each book? The Thrawn Trilogy is so popular, that it was printed and sold as one large book just last year. Bah! Trying to post anything even remotely EU-related on the Ep7 board is a complete waste of time, for lack of an intelligent response. Most of the threads on that board are utterly ridiculous, anyway. Darth Boba's EU thread has been hijacked by EU haters, and any attempt at an intelligent discussion on said thread is useless. Still...some of it is good for a laugh!

JJ and Mike better include Chewbacca in the ST, or he will rip their arms off. Oh wait, he can't, BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! But without Chewbacca, millions of "casual fans" will be totally confused and Disney/LFL will lose billions of dollars!

I remember hearing the books were discontinued selling there

On a related note, I'd love to see a poll of how many SW fans are under the impression that decanonization would have any effect on the continued publishing of TTT.

Well, I poked the bear. First time I've been in that forum in quite some time. Let's see what happens...