Lit Disney Wars: Episode 7 and the EU (Spoiler Thread)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    On the beard discussion: myself, I don't like beards. I don't have one. But still, it just feels... right for Luke to have one. Plus, I think older Hamill does look a lot better with a beard.

    But of course, there's no way either side can win that argument. I've never believed that a beard can make you look wiser or smarter, but dammit, it does on Hamill :p. Plus Hamill's face has become a bit more wrinkly in recent years. Solution: beard.


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  2. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    I know! Luke's son can have a beard. He'd be all like "All the cool Jedi have them" to which Luke would be like [face_plain]
  3. krtmd Force Ghost

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    Fangirl moment. Beards are hot.

    Totally serious.

    carry on
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  4. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    Hypnosis and nanomachines midi-chlorians.
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  5. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    What.
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  6. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  7. FatSmel Jedi Grand Master

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    [IMG]

    To be honest i think beards just don't look good on him because he's simply not a good looking guy.
    Anymore.
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  8. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    No, you're only allowed to post pictures where having a beard makes Luke look badass. You're deviating from the plan!
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  9. Zeta1127 Force Ghost

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    Oh my, that clearly must have been a promotional shot of Qui-Gon Jinn.
  10. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    But consider this: that picture looks much more badass than it would if he didn't have a beard.
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  11. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    I think he looks great... just his beard betrays him and is of the dark side! beard does not fit his style
  12. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    I disagree entirely, but "his beard betrays him and is of the dark side" is too funny not to like.
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  13. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    It is not the beard that is evil, only the man with the beard. The Beard of Tyranus, for instance, was used for both good and evil. They have no set morality.

    Mustaches, on the other hand, are always evil.
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  14. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    so Lando is evil, eh?

    what does my beard make me then? a good guy? oh you so do not know me :p


    just wait till Rovio releases their latest SW game: Angry Beards! :cool:
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  15. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    [IMG]

    Now you've gone and made him angry by saying that.
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  16. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    He can fight this guy about it.

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  17. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Two words; "Kyle Katarn"!

    Four more; "The Awesome Bearded One"!
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  18. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    I've said before, Kyle Katarn is likely the reason Master Skywalker is too afraid to grow a beard, because he knows Kyle will mock him for his inability to pull it off.
  19. Todd the Jedi Mod and Sitcom Dad of SWTV

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    Luke to Kyle- "A real Jedi doesn't have a beard!" *SLAP*
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    Kyle- "That'll teach ya."[face_cowboy]
  20. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    reasons against a beard:

    this...
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    will look to me always like this...



    Language.


    oh and offtopic: IF Kyle Katarn gets a cameo he needs to be played by Chuck Norris!
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  21. Tim Battershell Force Ghost

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    Second that, Ceiran!
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  22. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Kyle Katarn cannot be played by Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is played by Kyle Katarn.

    Get it right. [face_shame_on_you]
  23. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    Personally, I'm not inclined to trust a plummer who never seems to actually do his job and, when he gets angry, starts spewing fireballs everywhere.

    No, you're evil. Why else would you be arguing against a Skywalker beard?
  24. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    because bearded Hamill looks like the lovechild of Kyle Katarn/Chuck Norris had with Ewan McGregor Kenobi.. that's why. if it would look original or unique I'd be all for it but it looks so ripped of and unlike him that one would not even notice which actor is behind that beard. as said, when I first saw said image of bearded Skywalker I thought it is a fan posing as Luke, not Hamill himself, really!

    but lets meet in the middleground, my friend... here is my offer: Luke gets no beard but a mustache.. that needs to suffice when it comes to facial hair! and I say that out of good will, personally I prefer beards over mustaches which I do not like myself. so consider this offer as something that breaks my heart but I would give you at least that much, yub?
  25. Zane the Reaper Jedi Grand Master

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    What if he had no beard but got really into body piercing?
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