Lit Disney Wars: Episode 7 and the EU (Spoiler Thread)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. FatSmel Jedi Grand Master

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    it's commonly used vernacular

    "pour myself some scotch"
    "pour myself a scotch"

    both are acceptable
  2. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  3. FatSmel Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes sarcasm carries over so easily when typed

    (not srs)
  4. Jedi Ben Chosen One

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    Uh oh, Nick's broken out the Calamarian liquor!

    True.

    But not as cool as opting for a specific brand of Single Malt! And, no, you do not mix a Single Malt!
  5. Shira_French_Cheese Jedi Grand Master

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    This should be used in a poem.
    Last edited by Shira_French_Cheese, Feb 23, 2013
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  6. Dawud786 Force Ghost

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    That's what he was doing when he was cast as Kyle Katarn...
  7. TrandoJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm kinda lost at whats going on. But once I see the words "Kyle Katarn" I'm like this :cool:.
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  8. Dawud786 Force Ghost

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    Beards, people want beards. Then someone said Chuck Norris should play Katarn... and I said Jason Court, Kyle Katarn, was in fact a soft porn "actor" on Cinemax back in the day.
  9. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    people do not want beards... summarize it properly next time :p

    some want beards, some do not.. a compromise were mustaches but that lead to the Beard Wars which resulted in Jay and Silent Bob winning the war for Look'a'Luke..

    Then Kyle Katarn hijacked the topic...

    and out of curiosity I have to ask... WHY the hell did they pick a pornstar? and.. are any others out of the same genre? Jan Ors maybe? or Rookie One? Ru Murleen? god.. better to not think about it.
  10. instantdeath Force Ghost

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    No such mustache compromise was reached. The mustache embargo is in place, and stronger than it's ever been.

    Orange dye and hair spray, however, are welcomed with open arms.
  11. Dawud786 Force Ghost

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    To be fair, Court only did one episode of the Red Shoe Diaries. So, "star" probably isn't the right word.
  12. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    well I wonder why nobody made Kyle Katarn captions of that then :p or any captions of movies he was in in general just to have more Kyle Katarn looks or an aged Jason Court as aged Katarn.


    that said I have to share this I found online... while originally I wanted that actress nowhere near Jaina... the looks do fit:

    [IMG]
  13. Gorefiend Chosen One

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    Wasent David Duchovny in every episode of that? @ Red Shoe Diaries
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  14. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    I love Jennifer Lawrence, but Jaina is not Every Brunette.
  15. krtmd Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, but he was like the host/presenter.
  16. Sinrebirth SWC and EUC Forum Moderator

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  17. instantdeath Force Ghost

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  18. Ulicus Lit'ari

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  19. JediMatteus Force Ghost

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    okay so i missed sdome thing. please fill me in on what is new
  20. Zane the Reaper Jedi Master

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    [IMG]
  21. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    That poll is way more even than I'd have expected. I'd actually be interested in seeing a large-scale poll along those lines; not just a sampling of some particular forum or website.
  22. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    So go make one. :p
  23. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    [IMG]

    "I'm not going in there."
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  24. The Loyal Imperial Manager Emeritus

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    It's perfectly safe, I promise. We got the last guy out of there eventually, and he was still mostly intact.
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  25. krtmd Jedi Grand Master

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    Is it okay to wish they'd left the poll open long enough to see more responses? Especially since most anti-EU folks seem to think there are only 20 EU fans in the world.
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