Lit Disney Wars: Episode 7 and the EU (Spoiler Thread)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

  1. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Of his elbow, you mean.




    .....please tell me it's his elbow.
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  2. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    He can't lick it, if that's what you're asking.
  3. son_of_skywalker03 Force Ghost

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  4. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    We arn't really discussing which parts of Waru to worship or lick... are we? By the holy tongue of Waru, tell me we are not! But on another matter...

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    The Golden One meets THE Golden One... now that is a couple I could get behind shipping!
  5. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Only if a human could fit inside Waru.




    Not counting Luke, I mean.
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  6. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    But how do the rules work if it needs two actors inside to correctly function?
  7. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    Then the two-person creature has to be paired with two regular human-sized creatures. Or one other two-person creature. Or a four-person creature, cut in half. It's really quite simple.
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  8. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    Makes sense, so it just requires maintaining an equilibrium of human body mass from both participant creatures.
  9. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  10. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    This thread gets more interesting by the minute.
  11. CeiranHarmony Force Ghost

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    it reminds me of LOST... When I showed Starkeiller the light I broke him but Coop just turned into the Smoke Monster!

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    God... McEwok must be laughing, looking down at us from his shiny place in the highlands! He's gone a few years and look what happened? Now we got not just one but something over 15 sextopics, plus one still hiding behind the metaphor of diversity.
  12. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  13. Zorrixor Chosen One

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    I'm just trying to work out if Disney has broken the rules of Star Wars relationships.

    There's some dodgy stuff in Disney cartoons.
  14. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    Thankfully, Disney films are avowedly monarchist so we have little to worry about on that front -- there will be none of these "unwashed scoundrel seduces royal princess" nonsense!
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  15. Loopy777 Jedi Master

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    Queens will still be evil, though. Perhaps the big villain will be Palpatine's heretofore unseen wife.



    I kind of want to see that.
  16. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    [IMG]
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  17. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    BAH! I'll note that Jasmine fell in love with him as Prince Abooboo, not as Aladdin!
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  18. Ulicus Lit'ari

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    [IMG]
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  19. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    That was just the result of adrenaline and relief at escaping the guards. C'mon dude. :p


    Misa ab iPhono meo est.
  20. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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  21. LelalMekha Force Ghost

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    If he pulls a Jafar, we'll rather see his long-lost twin sister.
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  22. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    What, you haven't seen my Disney princesses thread in the JCC?

    This is SRS business.
  23. Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus

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    It's like every other weekend in #eu!
  24. CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus

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    And you guys wonder why I'm not in there more. :p
  25. BigAl6ft6 Chosen One

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    So, let's say Disney / Lucasfilm gets into the adaptation game, what would the canon status, say, an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy become? animated, mulit-episode arc of the mysterious in-development TV series, live action movie, whatever? Out of anything post ROTJ EU, I would say it has the most potential for being adapted.
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