Lit A/V The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

Of his elbow, you mean.




.....please tell me it's his elbow.

 

He can't lick it, if that's what you're asking.

 

We arn't really discussing which parts of Waru to worship or lick... are we? By the holy tongue of Waru, tell me we are not! But on another matter...



The Golden One meets THE Golden One... now that is a couple I could get behind shipping!

 

Only if a human could fit inside Waru.




Not counting Luke, I mean.

 

But how do the rules work if it needs two actors inside to correctly function?

 

Then the two-person creature has to be paired with two regular human-sized creatures. Or one other two-person creature. Or a four-person creature, cut in half. It's really quite simple.

 

Makes sense, so it just requires maintaining an equilibrium of human body mass from both participant creatures.

 

Just like regular sex.

 

it reminds me of LOST... When I showed Starkeiller the light I broke him but Coop just turned into the Smoke Monster!





God... McEwok must be laughing, looking down at us from his shiny place in the highlands! He's gone a few years and look what happened? Now we got not just one but something over 15 sextopics, plus one still hiding behind the metaphor of diversity.

 

I'm just trying to work out if Disney has broken the rules of Star Wars relationships.

There's some dodgy stuff in Disney cartoons.

 

Queens will still be evil, though. Perhaps the big villain will be Palpatine's heretofore unseen wife.



I kind of want to see that.

 

Is this debate really happening?

Anyway, who's taking bets on Jon Stewart being the Sam Jackson of the ST?

 

If he pulls a Jafar, we'll rather see his long-lost twin sister.

 

It's like every other weekend in #eu!

 

And you guys wonder why I'm not in there more.

 

So, let's say Disney / Lucasfilm gets into the adaptation game, what would the canon status, say, an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy become? animated, mulit-episode arc of the mysterious in-development TV series, live action movie, whatever? Out of anything post ROTJ EU, I would say it has the most potential for being adapted.