FF:VIC Do I look fat in this thread?

After reading through one of my old threads I came across a quote from our Shara, 'I can just see it now. "Do I look fat in this thread?" ' It was of cause in the 'So you've decided to be Evil thread' that sunk like a brick after we all got bored answering the questions. But now here we have a new thread about Fasion... Yeah ok I'm running out of Idea's... But Go ahead bag it, add to a Huggard fasion, or even on the off chance describe what you want to wear the day that you have your wedding. (Yep Really running on small fuel here)

So go ahead, make it flunk if you want but fasion does it all the time!

 

*buries head in hands*

I'm so ashamed.

Couldn't you have just upped the old one?

 

no, I just want you to suffer...

ERm... Yeah and I am sorry but I think I had to much suger last night

 

What's wrong with too much sugar TJ?

 

yes, I'm sorry, but you do.q

 

I once ate for a bet 1/2 a tub of margarine!
Not good going in or out!!!

 

Mixo's heart will explode in...17 seconds.

 

Well Tj if i was going to a wedding what i wore would of course depend on my role in the wedding and how well i knew the people being married. E.g. if it was my brother and i was being invited as nothing but a guest i would my that likly arrive in a pair of short, shorts, thongs, a wife beater and with a can of vb in my hand.




Well someone had to help the poor little guy out with his FASHION thread

 

Zaarin I have lived in fear from that day on

 

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! SUGAR!!!

 

He he he chicken!

 

Given FBS's comment upon wife beaters and stubbies - of which I'm a great fan - I thought I'd enlighten you young TJ as to the warfie attire. If you have a grandmother who knits, get her to whip off the scarf she's been doing for an eternity and ask for a handknitted blue beanie... there are non better than those your granny knits. Then, acquire a blue security guard's jacket (preferrably, but not necessarily without the security guard attached) and wear beaten up jeans, a VB t-shirt (or other quality t-shirt like thingy) and crappy old shoes (a mullet, beergut and strange odour may also help the look). Then, and only then, young Tj, have you acquired the true pinnacle of fashion as we know it. The effect should really resemble this:
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