So NV Do me a favor...

How do I make you laugh?

 

Your passion that burns inside of you is amusing to me... is that evil?

 

What the passion that I have for Jaina and Natalie? or the passion to reach through the monitor and strangle the life out of mrnatalieportman with my really cool new force power.

 

Um yeah the last one

 

well i'm glad you find humor in this.

 

i still think it is moka

btw, it is not me. i would have made it known as soon as i did it. it's funnier that way in my humble opinion.

 

it's not jank either, because look at the sig...

 

ill just keep posting.

 

yep....

keeping the post count up!

apparently, im the only one who cares about conquering the world anymore.

 

if i had the title, i could post a lot more posts in one minute. that would REALLY get the post count up.

 

because everyone knows that im the one keeping the posts going. check it out! check it out!

 

at least i don't work for pencil shavings. that would be dumb. although, if someone took the pencil shavings as payment for donuts or burritos or coffee i would work for pencil shavings.

 

maybe i'll just start my own thread. then i can post all the stuff that randomly pops into my head at the same time keeping with the thread topic and...not...i don't know. maybe i'll just continue to post to this thread.

 

if i made my own nonsencical thread that only i posted to, no one would read it. then what would be the point? i could just scribble on a piece of paper or something. but this is better because you all have to read what i post and it also helps the common good.

 

also, it helps my good. The Thread for Collage Students Who Don't Have Anything Better to Do Good. hmm...is anyone reading this? am i alone, once again?

 

as i was reading back over my posts in this thread i realized something:

if someone took pencil shavings for payment, i wouldn't have to work! i could just shave pencils when i wanted to eat!

 

but i might get tired of shaving pencils.

that could be a problem because it sounds suspiciously like work.

that would defeat the purpose of my last post. hmmm.

i could enlist someone to shave pencils for me!

 

but then they might want some money or something.

i probably couldn't convience them to take pencil shavings either. besides, then they would be the one with all the sharpened pencils.

 

that wouldn't be good. they might get bitter that they were working for pencil shavings and not money and try to stab me with the pencils. ouch! people have told me that it hurts when you get stabbed with a pencil.

 

it also leaves a little tattoo.

that is kinda neat though. a pencil stab tattoo.

if only they made pencils that could make butterfly stabs...i would be rich.

 

i once heard about this girl who accidentally tripped while she was running with a pencil in hand and stabbed herself in the chest. she stabbed heself so hard and in just the right place that the pencil went through her rib cage and pierced her heart.

 

but the cool thing about it is that when her mom saw her she called 911 and they told her to leave it IN!
because if she took it out there would be a hole in her heart. so the paramedics get there and rushed her to the hospital and she lived!! isn't that crazy!

 

i bet she had a cool tattoo from it.
or maybe not. it was probably all puckery and weird from the scar. yuck.

 

well, i don't actuallly know that it was yuck.

it could have been really cool. could you get lead poisoning from that? probably not. they make them with graphite now. maybe it was before that, though and she lived the stab and then got sick from lead poisoning. that would really suck. poor girl! :=(

 

im starting to really, really get bored. i am also probably scaring a few of you.

hmm...

what would i do if i wasn't posting, though?

hmm...