JCC Do you ever feel like the Universe is against you?

I know I shall get into the film Cloud Atlas because of a certain line that illudes to the rest of the Universe being against you. Every single channel I click on is working except of course for the one I wish to watch at this moment. I hit FX(50) because Iron Man is on. Yay!

Blank. Screen. That one channel. Everything else is working. But not this channel.

Oh, I could watch Iron Chef America, or perhaps, Real Housewives of NYC, or maybe CNN or Austin Powers or God damned Ghandi. Ghandi! One of the so called best films of all time! Yet I just wished to sit and watch Iron Man and this one...THIS SINGULAR CHANNEL...shows nothing.

**** you, Universe. **** you!

Gandhi.

first world problems.

This is not a 1st world problem it is a Universal problem. I watched the Matrix films this week quite a bit which deal with reality. My birthday fell on 10-11-12. And now this. Coincidence?? I think not.

yes, this can only mean one thing. you are becoming arlon. i'm so sorry.

Iron Man is working

"IT'S WORKING!!!" - pathetic life form

Why do you insist on defying the universe and opposing its direction instead of working with it and going with the flow?

PPHHTHHTTH WWTFF KSJHFUD KLSJH D JLAHJNPOOOOOOOOOONBPONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........god....No....derp derp...NO No.

You see? YOU SEE! The channel might have been working maybe it wasn't. I decide to point it out to an obscure forum and all of a damned sudden it starts working. I...I am Neo.

Well apparently the flow isn't exactly on my side. I need a Universal Maxipad to blunt the flow so I can have a fresh feeling with the Universe. A Yin and Yang with wings, so to speak.

These deleted scenes integrated into the film... they r messing with my mind!!

I thought this thread would be about someone complaining about Cartoon Network preempting DC Nation this morning without notice and announcing it'll go on hiatus until January.

I was wrong.

(The geek blogosphere complaining about that is the very definition of "first world problems")

Oh thank goodness Vivec posted. Mister: My education has caused me to rise above yet my family and society pull me back down so I don't get far out of control. CONTROL mutha effer. Con. Trol.

That^^^ is the 13th post in a thread on the 13th of this month.

I am watching a film which has Jeff Bridges in it...and he plays a chacater who created a virtual reality with Tron. See? SEE?

That's just God screwing with you. He can be a bit of a practical joker.

"I once did that to Ghandi...he didn't eat for three weeks!" - God

So, one week off only to return to:

No d/l available to my merchandise scanner.

Power out at my first delivery at 7 am while the Sun is still not up.

Both docks I use have contracters hogging space so I have to walk twice as far with 100 to 200 pounds on a hand truck at a time.

My usual lunch stop, power out.

The joints of my left shoulder and left knee are in severe pain.

I am doing a route tomorrow that is twice as difficult as my normal route and it will be 12 hours of it.

Laser tag this past weekend, my gun did not work properly.

The price of beer went up.

THE. PRICE. OF. BEER. WENT. UP.

I did laundry today. Laundry I must pay for living in an apartment and all. I put on a pair of freshly cleaned shorts. I went out for some Taco Bell. I asked for Mild Sauce. I get home and in the decades I have been eating TB I have never, not even once, had a packet of mild sauce squirt onto me the way it did today in laser like fashion upon my newly cleaned clothing, leg, and freshly socked foot.

To double it up I went to call up this thread and upon clicking on the thread my computer froze for a solid minute.

Yesterday while working a rarely worked weekend I had to take a route from one shopping area to another which would normally take 15 minutes. There was construction and a took not one but two detours which lead to...nothing. I went in a circle to a detour that did not exist and said 15 minute transition took 40 minutes and just happened...just friggin happened...to coincide with a store manager going off to the bank as they must each morn at a certain time which added yet another 15 minutes to my transition.

Dear The Sims player, let me be. LET ME BE.

I'm not a Republican, so no.

sometimes i feel like unicron is against me. i feel very strongly that he will appear over the horizon one night and devour our planet like he has with so many others.

It sounds like you need the Autobot Matrix of leadership to light our darkest hour.

(Til all are one...)

no i don't need that.

i feel we should be together when it happens though.

The universe is a giant Rube Goldberg machine - Nietzsche