JCC Do you ever feel like the Universe is against you?

you mean when unicron comes, tom? if so, i can't think of anyone else i'd rather be with.

 

yeah, that's what i meant. how long do you think we have?

 

I hear unicorns live pretty long.

 

what about unicrons?

 

unicron is eternal. i hope there is only one unicron. if there is more than one unicron i would say we have three months, tops. if there is only one unicron we're looking at three years maximum. the problem is we don't have the technology to track unicron right now so really he could be very close and we wouldn't know it before it was too late.

 

i feel like you're pretty far and if unicron appears over the horizon there's no way i'll get to you in time. hopefully we get some better unicron tracking software soon so we'll at least have some warning. not that it would save us.

 

no, it wouldn't, but i think we'd have 24 hours maximum between spotting unicron and our imminent demise, so if i jumped in my car and raced cross-country at 90 miles an hour, we might be able to hang out for a bit before the end. traffic permitting, of course.

 

i bet the traffic's gonna be pretty crazy the day that unicron's gargantuan silhouette blots out the sun.

 

yeah, you're right. i guess i should just get on the road right now. see you in 24!

 

that's what i was thinking. you should just move here. glad we're on the same page.

 

My thoughts on this thread:

1. Iron Man wasn't really very good in the first place.

2. Wearing a clean pair of pants is an event worth noting?

 

At my age, yes.

 

Yet another clue about the mystery of Wocky. Apparently he or she sits around in filthy clothes. And I said shorts not pants. And I had just gotten them out of the dryer. Iron Man not that good, and you shared the same issue concerning TESB. I am starting to think you are a sentient evil program in this Matrix.

 

Virtual Light. The 1st of 3 books by William Gibson. I go to B&N almost every week. I know the scifi section quite well spread out among 3 stores in my area. So I finally ecide to get this book. It has been there for years.

NOT ******* there. Are you kidding? Really? Bite me.

 

i can usually feel the universe - all of it. being inside the carcass of a stallion or perhaps a buck enhances this.

 

The universe would never dare turn against me for it knows I will win.

Omg, I'm way too paranoid/superstitious to be posting this...

 

Is that a quote from something in particular?

 

1. My "universe is out to get you" thread is lost to the temp boards. I used to know a girl named Chelsea who had a sister named Tiffany who worked as a bartender at Applebees. Today I went to an Applebees and was waited on by a bartender named Chelsea.

2. Why did I search for this thread with the exact thread title and could not find it but someone else did?

 

Because the title is actually "Do you ever feel like the universe is out to get against you?" instead of "The universe is out to get you"

Plus I used the JCC filter after the search function couldn't produce it.

 

No no, I actually tried the thread title including "?".

JCC filter, eh? Or perhaps my SIM player is being a jerk.

 

But wait, the actual title is "Do you ever feel like the Universe is against you?"

 

No, I trust Don Draper.

"The Universe is indifferent." - Don

 

You're just saying that because Iron Man didn't stand up against Argentina's Rightwing junta.

 

Even though I am not superstitious, why is it that when I reheat leftovers in the microwave I walk over to check on it and see more often than not the number "13" on the countdown clock?

Leave me alone!