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JCC Do you ever feel like the Universe is against you?

Discussion in 'Community' started by VadersLaMent , Oct 13, 2012.

  1. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    you mean when unicron comes, tom? if so, i can't think of anyone else i'd rather be with.
     
  2. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    yeah, that's what i meant. how long do you think we have?
     
  3. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    I hear unicorns live pretty long.
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    what about unicrons?
     
  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    unicron is eternal. i hope there is only one unicron. if there is more than one unicron i would say we have three months, tops. if there is only one unicron we're looking at three years maximum. the problem is we don't have the technology to track unicron right now so really he could be very close and we wouldn't know it before it was too late.
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i feel like you're pretty far and if unicron appears over the horizon there's no way i'll get to you in time. hopefully we get some better unicron tracking software soon so we'll at least have some warning. not that it would save us.
     
  7. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    no, it wouldn't, but i think we'd have 24 hours maximum between spotting unicron and our imminent demise, so if i jumped in my car and raced cross-country at 90 miles an hour, we might be able to hang out for a bit before the end. traffic permitting, of course.
     
  8. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i bet the traffic's gonna be pretty crazy the day that unicron's gargantuan silhouette blots out the sun.
     
  9. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    yeah, you're right. i guess i should just get on the road right now. see you in 24!
     
  10. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    that's what i was thinking. you should just move here. glad we're on the same page.
     
  11. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    My thoughts on this thread:

    1. Iron Man wasn't really very good in the first place.

    2. Wearing a clean pair of pants is an event worth noting?
     
  12. Bender666

    Bender666 Jedi Padawan star 2

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    At my age, yes.
     
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  13. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Yet another clue about the mystery of Wocky. Apparently he or she sits around in filthy clothes. And I said shorts not pants. And I had just gotten them out of the dryer. Iron Man not that good, and you shared the same issue concerning TESB. I am starting to think you are a sentient evil program in this Matrix.
     
  14. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Virtual Light. The 1st of 3 books by William Gibson. I go to B&N almost every week. I know the scifi section quite well spread out among 3 stores in my area. So I finally ecide to get this book. It has been there for years.

    NOT ******* there. Are you kidding? Really? Bite me.
     
  15. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i can usually feel the universe - all of it. being inside the carcass of a stallion or perhaps a buck enhances this.
     
  16. Esperanza_Nueva

    Esperanza_Nueva Jedi Master star 6

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    The universe would never dare turn against me for it knows I will win.

    Omg, I'm way too paranoid/superstitious to be posting this...
     
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  17. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Is that a quote from something in particular?
     
  18. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    1. My "universe is out to get you" thread is lost to the temp boards. I used to know a girl named Chelsea who had a sister named Tiffany who worked as a bartender at Applebees. Today I went to an Applebees and was waited on by a bartender named Chelsea. :eek:

    2. Why did I search for this thread with the exact thread title and could not find it but someone else did?

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    Because the title is actually "Do you ever feel like the universe is out to get against you?" instead of "The universe is out to get you";)

    Plus I used the JCC filter after the search function couldn't produce it.
     
  20. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    No no, I actually tried the thread title including "?".

    JCC filter, eh? Or perhaps my SIM player is being a jerk.
     
  21. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    But wait, the actual title is "Do you ever feel like the Universe is against you?"

    [face_worried]
     
  22. Emperor_Billy_Bob

    Emperor_Billy_Bob Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    No, I trust Don Draper.

    "The Universe is indifferent." - Don
     
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  23. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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    You're just saying that because Iron Man didn't stand up against Argentina's Rightwing junta.
     
  24. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    Even though I am not superstitious, why is it that when I reheat leftovers in the microwave I walk over to check on it and see more often than not the number "13" on the countdown clock?

    Leave me alone! [face_worried]