Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Sep 19, 2011.
it doesn't seem right to me but i wanted to get some other opinions.
1. Say what?
2. Marriage is a legal contract. Can a llama sign a legal contract?
i'm sure you could train a llama to nod or give some oral declaration of yes or no. paraplegics aren't banned from marriage.
Llamas can't enter into contracts, so no.
Wallace the Llama watched with envy as his master Bill married town whore Mary-Anne. One day the llamas will be allowed to marry. One day...
So Tom, the answer is no as of today. But know this....Wallace the Llama has a dream...
Yes, you could, tom. But how could you ensure the llama was able to make a decision of its own free will, instead of just doing a trained action it doesn't even understand? I can't help but think you are just pushing an agenda that will legalize their sexual exploitation.
I hear Winamp really whips the llama's ass. But I don't think they're married.
como se llamas?
Are you guys saying llamas don't have the right to the pursuit of happiness?
You're all racists, llamas are people too.
People don't have that right either.
I thought the Dali was the big V?
No, but llamas cannot give consent. So any consummation of the marriage is in reality llama-rape.
But they let women get married.
I think women should be allowed to marry llamas. The men thing is a little more shady.
No Llamas yet, but the precident has been set.
You sure you want to marry THIS person?
Leave the llamas alone. Quit trying to convince them to adandon their polyamorous lifestyle for what you deem is right livin'.
Are you sure that's just not a photo bomberllama?
And the answer to your question Tom is no.
There's far too much talk about rights in our self-obsessed and over-privileged society. People should have the DUTY to marry a llama.
i do, but it wouldn't be necessary for my purposes. losing consciousness inside the carcass of such an animal is a far more rewarding pursuit anyway.
Would that not be a Photo Bbama?
Wait--what about Obama? Personally, I think a llama Obama would be charming. We could have a First Camelid.
Michelle beat you to it.