main
side
curve
  1. Welcome to the new boards! Details here!

JCC do you guys think a person should be allowed to marry a llama?

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Mar 14, 2004
    it doesn't seem right to me but i wanted to get some other opinions.
     
  2. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Mar 4, 2011
    1. Say what?

    2. Marriage is a legal contract. Can a llama sign a legal contract?
     
    Darth-Ghost likes this.
  3. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

    Registered:
    Mar 14, 2004
    i'm sure you could train a llama to nod or give some oral declaration of yes or no. paraplegics aren't banned from marriage.
     
    Ender_Sai likes this.
  4. Lowbacca_1977

    Lowbacca_1977 Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 28, 2006
    Llamas can't enter into contracts, so no.
     
  5. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

    Registered:
    May 25, 2001
    [image=http://static.weddingwire.com/static/wedding/1105001_1110000/1107213/community/400x400_1310532241257-llamawedding.jpg]
    Wallace the Llama watched with envy as his master Bill married town whore Mary-Anne. One day the llamas will be allowed to marry. One day...


    So Tom, the answer is no as of today. But know this....Wallace the Llama has a dream...
     
  6. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

    Registered:
    May 4, 2003
    Yes, you could, tom. But how could you ensure the llama was able to make a decision of its own free will, instead of just doing a trained action it doesn't even understand? I can't help but think you are just pushing an agenda that will legalize their sexual exploitation.
     
  7. Grimby

    Grimby Technical Consultant & Former Head Admin star 7 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Apr 22, 2000
    I hear Winamp really whips the llama's ass. But I don't think they're married.
     
  8. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 28, 2000
    como se llamas?
     
  9. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Jan 5, 2011
    Are you guys saying llamas don't have the right to the pursuit of happiness?

    You're all racists, llamas are people too.
     
  10. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

    Registered:
    Nov 28, 2000
    People don't have that right either.
     
  11. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Feb 18, 2005
    I thought the Dali was the big V?
     
  12. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

    Registered:
    Jun 1, 2003
    [image=http://sweetiesarah.webs.com/photos/llamas.jpg]
     
  13. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    No, but llamas cannot give consent. So any consummation of the marriage is in reality llama-rape.
     
    Darth-Ghost likes this.
  14. block

    block Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Dec 10, 2004
    Disgusting.
     
  15. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

    Registered:
    Aug 23, 1999
    But they let women get married.
     
  16. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    I think women should be allowed to marry llamas. The men thing is a little more shady.
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Registered:
    Dec 14, 2000
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_marriage#Historical_cases

    No Llamas yet, but the precident has been set.
     
  18. darthlebowski72

    darthlebowski72 Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Oct 5, 2001

    [link=http://www.babydow.com/player/32733545]You sure you want to marry THIS person?
    [/link]
     
  19. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Registered:
    Nov 18, 2005
    Leave the llamas alone. Quit trying to convince them to adandon their polyamorous lifestyle for what you deem is right livin'.
     
  20. TheGuardianofArlon

    TheGuardianofArlon Jedi Master star 6

    Registered:
    Feb 26, 2007

    Are you sure that's just not a photo bomberllama?


    And the answer to your question Tom is no.
     
  21. ask-the-younglings

    ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling star 5

    Registered:
    Jan 18, 2004
    There's far too much talk about rights in our self-obsessed and over-privileged society. People should have the DUTY to marry a llama.
     
    MrZAP likes this.
  22. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 28, 2006
    i do, but it wouldn't be necessary for my purposes. losing consciousness inside the carcass of such an animal is a far more rewarding pursuit anyway.
     
  23. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    Would that not be a Photo Bbama?
     
  24. poor yorick

    poor yorick Ex-Mod star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP - Game Host

    Registered:
    Jun 25, 2002
    Wait--what about Obama? Personally, I think a llama Obama would be charming. We could have a First Camelid.
     
  25. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

    Registered:
    Jul 20, 2008
    [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A]Michelle beat you to it. [/link]
    [image=http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/261345/80513612.jpg]