JCC do you guys think a person should be allowed to marry a llama?

Discussion in 'Community' started by tom, Sep 19, 2011.

  1. tom Chosen One

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    it doesn't seem right to me but i wanted to get some other opinions.
  2. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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    1. Say what?

    2. Marriage is a legal contract. Can a llama sign a legal contract?
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  3. tom Chosen One

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    i'm sure you could train a llama to nod or give some oral declaration of yes or no. paraplegics aren't banned from marriage.
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  4. Lowbacca_1977 Force Ghost

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    Llamas can't enter into contracts, so no.
  5. Eeth-my-Koth Chosen One

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    [image=http://static.weddingwire.com/static/wedding/1105001_1110000/1107213/community/400x400_1310532241257-llamawedding.jpg]
    Wallace the Llama watched with envy as his master Bill married town whore Mary-Anne. One day the llamas will be allowed to marry. One day...


    So Tom, the answer is no as of today. But know this....Wallace the Llama has a dream...
  6. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Yes, you could, tom. But how could you ensure the llama was able to make a decision of its own free will, instead of just doing a trained action it doesn't even understand? I can't help but think you are just pushing an agenda that will legalize their sexual exploitation.
  7. Grimby Technical Consultant

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    I hear Winamp really whips the llama's ass. But I don't think they're married.
  8. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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  9. CT-867-5309 Chosen One

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    Are you guys saying llamas don't have the right to the pursuit of happiness?

    You're all racists, llamas are people too.
  10. GrandAdmiralJello Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque

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    People don't have that right either.
  11. darth_gersh Force Ghost

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    I thought the Dali was the big V?
  12. hudzu Chosen One

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    [image=http://sweetiesarah.webs.com/photos/llamas.jpg]
  13. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    No, but llamas cannot give consent. So any consummation of the marriage is in reality llama-rape.
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  14. block Jedi Grand Master

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    Disgusting.
  15. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    But they let women get married.
  16. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    I think women should be allowed to marry llamas. The men thing is a little more shady.
  17. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human%E2%80%93animal_marriage#Historical_cases

    No Llamas yet, but the precident has been set.
  18. darthlebowski72 Force Ghost

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  19. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    Leave the llamas alone. Quit trying to convince them to adandon their polyamorous lifestyle for what you deem is right livin'.
  20. TheGuardianofArlon Force Ghost

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    Are you sure that's just not a photo bomberllama?


    And the answer to your question Tom is no.
  21. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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    There's far too much talk about rights in our self-obsessed and over-privileged society. People should have the DUTY to marry a llama.
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  22. duende Force Ghost

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    i do, but it wouldn't be necessary for my purposes. losing consciousness inside the carcass of such an animal is a far more rewarding pursuit anyway.
  23. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Would that not be a Photo Bbama?
  24. ophelia Cards Against Humanity Host. Ex-Mod

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    Wait--what about Obama? Personally, I think a llama Obama would be charming. We could have a First Camelid.
  25. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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    Michelle beat you to it.
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