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Do you have a head?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Everton, Jan 31, 2005.

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Do you have a head?

Poll closed Mar 24, 2012.
  1. YES.

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%
  2. Probably.

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
  3. Not sure.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. I don't think so.

    1 vote(s)
    5.3%
  5. NO.

    3 vote(s)
    15.8%
  6. Which one is that?

    4 vote(s)
    21.1%
  7. Why do you need to know?

    6 vote(s)
    31.6%
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  1. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    So, this entire thread was an elaborate alien experiment and Everton is an alien colaborator seeking to pass on vital strategic information to potential enemies.
     
  2. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2003
    *Flicks through phonebook then dials number*

    Uh hello... is that the FBI?
     
  3. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    So, this entire thread was an elaborate alien experiment and Everton is an alien colaborator seeking to pass on vital strategic information to potential enemies.

    That's a very cynical appraisal of the situation (his credentials were all above board), but yes... you've got the gist of it. And I wouldn't go as far as saying I was a colaborator... more a 'friendly helper'.
     
  4. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    That's a very cynical appraisal of the situation (his credentials were all above board)

    But what if his credentials were an elaborate alien forgery?

    You may have endangered the entire human race.
     
  5. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 1, 2004
    So let me get this straight ... they want to steal our heads?
    A load of people running round without heads?
    Sounds like work to me.
     
  6. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    No, they don't want to steal our heads. They simply want to find our how many of us have heads. See DarthKarde for crazy conspiracy theories. ;) :p
     
  7. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    No, they don't want to steal our heads. They simply want to find our how many of us have heads. See DarthKarde for crazy conspiracy theories.

    Don't give them the information. If they can't find it out for themselves we might be able to use it to our advantage.
     
  8. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    I am interested how someone underestimating the number of heads on a planet can be used as an advantage.
    But man I can't wait to find out.
    Better get mine back.
     
  9. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2003
    Aye, maybe we can stay ahead of the game!!!


























    ... I'll get me coat [face_blush]
     
  10. Yoshee

    Yoshee Former RSA & CR star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Aug 3, 2002
    I kind of got lost at the first mention of the word alien.

    Could you repeat it in txt speak please, Everton?
     
  11. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    I am interested how someone underestimating the number of heads on a planet can be used as an advantage

    Knowledge is power. Their lack of understanding of human heads could prove to be a weakness that we can exploit. It may be our only hope.
     
  12. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Mar 3, 2004
    Ooh, if they're having our heads, can we have theirs?
     
  13. Darth_Vaders_Wig

    Darth_Vaders_Wig Jedi Master star 1

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    Nov 28, 2004
    I was born without a head. I manage all my main senses (sight, smell, sound) through my nipples.
     
  14. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    I was born without a head. I manage all my main senses (sight, smell, sound) through my nipples.

    Excellant idea. Let's pass disinformation onto these creepy little sods.
     
  15. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Could you repeat it in txt speak please, Everton?

    I'm afraid I don't know any txt spk. :(
     
  16. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Der R fings frm space who wnt 2 kno how many heds we hav all 2gever M8.
    We hav 2 make dem think we hav less dan we rlly hav 2 confse dem.
    Does dis str8en fings out 4 U?

    Any better Yosh?
     
  17. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    Any better Yosh?

    I don't know about Yosh but it will certainly confuse the aliens.
     
  18. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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  19. F16WarBird

    F16WarBird Jedi Youngling star 4

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    Aug 5, 2004
    *stumbles into room holding chalk*

    *writes on wall*

    "Who the bloody hell stole my head while I was sleeping??????"

    *farts*
     
  20. Stormtrooper_fan

    Stormtrooper_fan Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2003
    HAHAAA! It was ME :D

    Oh no... wait... *hides bag behind back*

    It was... ahhh THEM *points at next person in thread then passes out* :p
     
  21. veritasuk

    veritasuk Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 8, 2004

    moi ?

    *raises eyebrow and sneers*

    Why dont you, prove it !
     
  22. DarthKarde

    DarthKarde Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jun 28, 2002
    It looks like my "crazy conspiracy theories" might have had some merit ;)
     
  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 9

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    Oct 3, 2003
    o_O

    nods and pretends to understand all that is going on
     
  24. Everton

    Everton Chosen One star 10

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    Jul 18, 2003
    You won't be able to nod if you don't have your head.
     
  25. Jedi_Jimbo

    Jedi_Jimbo Jedi Master star 6

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    Oct 1, 2004
    Does a thumbs-up count as a nod if you are headless?
     
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