JCC Do You Have Sexual Phases?

Cause I am like totally fixated on the butt right now?

I used to be a real leg man, but then I kind of grew an all-around appreciation of the female body, if you know what I mean. Of the basic areas/body parts that are generally considered erotic, I did not necessarily consider any of them way more or way less awesome than any of the others. I had a well-rounded appreciation, you know?

But for the last couple of weeks, I have just been spaced out on the butt. It just . . . like, wow. And it's like I can't even think about it without getting kind of worked up. And I'm not talking about like a butt in porn or in like some kind of thong. I'm talking like the normal butts you see on the street with the women in jeans or slacks or dresses or whatever.

To the degree that like even a seemingly benign picture, like so:



makes me like

I mean, I get I'm a dude. I should find some pleasure in the female butt (hahaha ), but this feels way over the top to me.

Does anybody else go through phases like this, where you're suddenly just really obsessed with one particular sexual thing?

Am I drunk? Why am I posting this?

 

I've been reading Frans De Waal's books about bonobo chimps. They have sex whenever they get into a fight, whenever they run into other groups of bonobos, when they share food, just to say hello, before and after grooming. They males have sex with each other. The females have sex with each other. Mothers and sons do NOT have sex with each other, and females are sent away to new groups as soon as they reach puberty so that their fathers don't have sex with them.

It seems like a very good system.

 

is animal copulation against the rules?

The lyrics to this song are outstanding.
"Ich wär so gern ein Bonobo
So tolerant und lebensfroh
Mehr Liebe gibt es nirgendwo
Ich wär so gern ein Bonobo

"I'd really like to be a Bonobo
so tolerant and joyful about life
you won't find this much love anywhere else
I'd really like to be a Bonobo

 

See, you're just trying to get that thread titles in bed upped.

 

Der Mensch löst oft den größten Stunk
Mit Mord und Vergewaltigung
Hier ist der Mensch mal wieder schlicht
Der Bonobo kennt sowas nicht
Die Bonobos sind einfach smart
Völlig entspannt und stark behaart
Sie reden nicht, sie leben sie
die wahre Volksdemokratie

 

Thanks for the PSA about your butt fetish.

 

you people need to get out more

 

So you've been watching Shakira vids and concerts then.

 

So would this be the "full moon" phase?

 

I don't know. Why you're posting this, I mean.

 

Are you trying to suggest, Rogue, that you like big butts? And you feel compelled to be truthful about it.

I suppose the other men on the boards couldn't deny that, when a girl walks by with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in their face they'd get sprung. I mean, they would surely notice that the female's backside was stuffed into the jeans she was wearing; and Rogue, why, it sounds like you'd be hooked and could't stop staring.

 

This thread almost makes me miss parody sprees.

Imagine, the entire page could be filled with threads asking if you have ...

Sexual faces
Sexual phrases
Sexual phasers
Asexual phases
Sexual feces
Etc.

 

I have sexual phases. First I want to have sex, then I really want to have sex.

 

And then what?

 

Well, let's just say, one of Guy's biceps is four times the size of the other...

 

Sure.

 

Sexual phases, you say?

 

It was my understanding that liking the butt did not qualify as a fetish. I thought that was mostly normal. I thought my fetish was latex.

Also, if it was possible, I would like the post which consists entirely of a German song about bonobos a thousand times.

 

This feels like a coming out thread.

 

i definitely wanted to know that

 

Lunatic would be its own pun, of course.