Do you know English English as well as this book does?

Wromie does that book tell you what "Fit Like" means?

And Scotch eggs are horrible!

 

Nope, it's got fit out and fit up but no fit like.

 

ha!

 

sammy, you bring any of those spawn of satan foodstuffs into our house, ill kill ya and your first born.
LOL

 

Pah! As long as I can still eat my cheese and jam, I'll be happy!

 

Yuck, my gran does that and it's horrible

 

Just as long as there's a decent Thai restaurant on MK, I'll survive.

 

Jelly, cheese and jelly. Although really Poods, that's a thoroughly revolting combo.

 

It is NOT revolting..it's great! Pagans...

And it is JAM...jelly you can turn upside down without it dropping out of the pot...maybe Americans like their JAM like that, but I like mine nice and sloshy!! Proper English strawberry jam....mmmmm....

 

Oh I give up! Jelly is jam, you goof!

 

NO MORE JELLY/JAM DEBATES! Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

 

AND FUDGE!

 

Jam isn't jelly in the English language though...jelly is jello, you goof!

 

SO if Jello is jelly then jelly must be jello but jelly is also jam and jam is also jello. But, if jello is jam and jam is jelly than what does that make jam? Then where does that leave jello?


oh forget it.

 

Jello has nothing to do with jelly! It's a desert, not a bread spread!

 

Back up, back up, I thought Bowser was the big boss at the end of Super Mario Brothers on the Nintendo...

 

nah. Wasn't that the Labrador on neighbours?

 

That was Bouncer!

 

oh right. Close enough!

 

Bouncer was the dog in neighbours you ****

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO Handbags!

 

Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!

 

Back to the jam/jelly argument...we are talking about the English language here...wormie asked if we know english like that book describes...look up JAM and JELLY in the book. If it doesn't say...

Jam: fruit-based preserve
Jelly: fruit-flavoured dessert (notice the second S in dessert)

...then your book is bollox

 

Righton bruva!

 

That is deffo "handbags" stuff