Do you know English English as well as this book does?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Mar 14, 2001.

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  1. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    yeah, yeah. Don't give me all that American innocence chaff! ;)
  2. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    You people do realize that universally, you're recognized as being the most repressed group of people to ever exist? So like, you're the exceptions then, huh?
  3. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  4. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  5. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Aha! You've done it! You've finally done it! You have managed to reach that before thought unattainable low!
  6. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    LMAO [face_laugh]

    Vertical Bacon Sandwich.
  7. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    You guys need a slapping. But yous would probably like that!
  8. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Probably. I'd just tell their mothers instead.
  9. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    he he he


    exploded Sofa.
  10. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Umm...ok, that one doesn't even make sense.
  11. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Dont know what that means.

    Did you make it up?
  12. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  13. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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  14. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    It was one I heard ages ago. I found it amusing anyway.


    Saloon doors.

    [face_mischief]
  15. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Arun, did any of your 20+ lays ever hear you talk like this?
  16. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  17. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Yeah. I can imagine it.

    "oh baby! get your pootache over on the exploded sofa. Come rest ya starfish cos I fancy some vertical Bacon Sandwich"

    ;)
  18. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Rusty Sheriffs badge.
  19. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    What the feck is a pootache? Ahh...doesnt take a genius to work it out, huh?

  20. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    That is sooooooooooo the funniest word I have heard for ages.
  21. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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  22. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    pootache n. A particularly disgusting "game" where you wipe your finger along the crack of your arse, then creep up behind someone and wipe it across their top lip.
  23. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    I'm laughing even harder now I know what it means! [face_laugh]
  24. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Do that to me and you'll be singing soprano.
  25. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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