Do you know English English as well as this book does?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Mar 14, 2001.

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  1. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    If the red river runs take the dirt track.
  2. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    I agree with Alpha, this is the funniest thing I've read for a while. :)

    Where are MOT and Poodu?
  3. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    I'm laughing so hard I'm getting funny looks from around the office.


    Shall I go and Pootache the boss??
  4. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ooohhh, man! I so dare you!
  5. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    If the cottage is thatched...it's time to move in...
  6. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    nah. I couldn't do that.

    wait a minute....who's that.....

    on no!

    must......not.....pootache....the ....cleaner

    must.......resist.
  7. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    They call that Stink Palm in Mallrats but they dont wipe the offending finger on the persons upper lip, they get it on their palm and shake hands with the person...
  9. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Arun! Do you see what you've done?! Bad boy!
  10. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    We'll be playing british bull-dog next..
  11. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    I have no idea what that means.
  12. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    We called that VICTORY although our rival school called it British Bull Dog.
  13. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Man. I still have the scars from playing that bloody game!
  14. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    We had a version called Woolie War...or something like that!
  15. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Woolie war! he he. Farmboy.
  16. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    British Bull-Dog a defintion

    british bulldog n. 1) Game played on grass in which one person tries to rugby tackle one of the other players running from one side of the field to the other, those caught joining the catcher, until all are caught except for one hardcase who then has to survive on his own until the bell goes or he gets beaten up for being a smug ****. 2) This game played on a concrete or tarmac surface, supposedly declared illegal on school property according to rumour.

    In one school they decided that playing on tarmac was clearly too dangerous for delicate types and banned it. So some bright spark re-named it Cats Whiskers and they carried on playing...until Daniel Fawkes headbutted a drainpipe and gained a huge hole in his forehead...and then it was subsiquently banned again..


  17. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    heh

    We played on concrete cuz we were hard fae Glesga!

    rrrraawwrrrrrrr

    ;)
  18. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    We played it on concrete too in primary school. There were some headcases in that place, I tell you.
  19. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    Yeah, we playedo n concrete too. Coz we were right ard southern bastards!
  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    We played on hard-court stuff too...that nasty grey type with giant crevasses and lumps and stuff
  21. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ah. Well that confirms it then. You people are crazy.
  22. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Nah..just 'ard as nails...unlike you western wussies ;)
  23. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    It sounds familiar... I think we played it as well
  24. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    yeah, whys that? Cos we play bull dog when you play "see how many kids I can hit with my M16".

    ;)
  25. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Laughing in the face of danger doesn't always mean you're brave. Often times it means you're insane.
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