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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Mar 14, 2001.

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  1. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    If the red river runs take the dirt track.
     
  2. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I agree with Alpha, this is the funniest thing I've read for a while. :)

    Where are MOT and Poodu?
     
  3. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm laughing so hard I'm getting funny looks from around the office.


    Shall I go and Pootache the boss??
     
  4. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ooohhh, man! I so dare you!
     
  5. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    If the cottage is thatched...it's time to move in...
     
  6. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    nah. I couldn't do that.

    wait a minute....who's that.....

    on no!

    must......not.....pootache....the ....cleaner

    must.......resist.
     
  7. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Let's pootache Tony Blair!
     
  8. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    They call that Stink Palm in Mallrats but they dont wipe the offending finger on the persons upper lip, they get it on their palm and shake hands with the person...
     
  9. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Arun! Do you see what you've done?! Bad boy!
     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    We'll be playing british bull-dog next..
     
  11. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I have no idea what that means.
     
  12. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    We called that VICTORY although our rival school called it British Bull Dog.
     
  13. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Man. I still have the scars from playing that bloody game!
     
  14. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    We had a version called Woolie War...or something like that!
     
  15. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Woolie war! he he. Farmboy.
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    British Bull-Dog a defintion

    british bulldog n. 1) Game played on grass in which one person tries to rugby tackle one of the other players running from one side of the field to the other, those caught joining the catcher, until all are caught except for one hardcase who then has to survive on his own until the bell goes or he gets beaten up for being a smug ****. 2) This game played on a concrete or tarmac surface, supposedly declared illegal on school property according to rumour.

    In one school they decided that playing on tarmac was clearly too dangerous for delicate types and banned it. So some bright spark re-named it Cats Whiskers and they carried on playing...until Daniel Fawkes headbutted a drainpipe and gained a huge hole in his forehead...and then it was subsiquently banned again..


     
  17. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    heh

    We played on concrete cuz we were hard fae Glesga!

    rrrraawwrrrrrrr

    ;)
     
  18. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    We played it on concrete too in primary school. There were some headcases in that place, I tell you.
     
  19. AlphaWolf

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    Yeah, we playedo n concrete too. Coz we were right ard southern bastards!
     
  20. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    We played on hard-court stuff too...that nasty grey type with giant crevasses and lumps and stuff
     
  21. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ah. Well that confirms it then. You people are crazy.
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Nah..just 'ard as nails...unlike you western wussies ;)
     
  23. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It sounds familiar... I think we played it as well
     
  24. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    yeah, whys that? Cos we play bull dog when you play "see how many kids I can hit with my M16".

    ;)
     
  25. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Laughing in the face of danger doesn't always mean you're brave. Often times it means you're insane.
     
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