Do you know English English as well as this book does?

What's a Welsh railway like? ?

 

http://www.smallfilms.co.uk/ivor/ivor1.jpg

 

One track and dirty!

*looks round for enraged Welsh people*

 

No need to look any further.

 

Guess I can't argue with that CA.

 

That goes for most of Britain these days though, CA!

 

True, true. Our transport system is a bad joke.

 

Don't even get me started.

 

Have a go, Alpha!

 

"I tell ya! I walked into the station and I reached over the desk and I grabbed the guard by his big fat head and I said, "Listen man! I ain't goning to jail for YOU or ANYBODY!"


There was some bloke on the train this morning who thouhgt it would be a great idea to test out all 40 of his ringtones on his phone. We dealt with it.

 

When I was young, we use to play a game that's similar to chicken. Instead of using a car, since we were too young to drive, we would lie down in the middle of the street and wait for a car to come. The object was to see who chickened out first. The driver of the car or the person lying in the street.

You got extra points if the car was a police car.

 

And wormie criticised us for being insane playing rough and tumble games on concrete and tarmac??

 

We didn't have to worry about safety and lawyers when I was growing up.

 

Oh yeah...I forgot...chicken with trains too.

 

LMAO at Alpha's post.

You are crazy, boy!

 

Yup. I'll second that. He's one crazy mutha.

He's a radio rental mate.

 

Take no notice of him minx.

He don't know what he's talking about.

 

I am soooo glad there's an ocean between us, Alpha.

 

What...the ringtones guy is your mate? Did you smack him?

 

I say wormie...my I be the first to congratulate you on your proud bosoms...

quite splendid..

 

Excuse me? Explain please.

 

LOL

 

Oh never mind. It's just Arun playing Cybil again.

 

I say...I can see your proud nipples standing to attention...

Such truly wonderous milky pillows..