Do you know English English as well as this book does?

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Mar 14, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    I want one of rolling eye smileys...REALLY BAD!!!

    Ok, King Perv, tell us all about it.
  2. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Oh I say I like your acid tongue...I bet you scream such obsenities when taken from 'round back...
  3. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Guess you'll just have to wonder about that, won't you? ;)
  4. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I say Ego, youve found your self a game filly eh, looks like a right one too, are you sure you can tame her? looks like a right go-er too, SNORT!!
  5. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

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    Sorry, Wormie belongs to me!
    The things she does with her tongue.... ;)
  6. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    A woman is like a horse, Swag you ride them till they know their place...

    ontop...and down below

    Hah Hah
  7. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    I dare you to say that to my face.
  8. Ravenfeather Jedi Knight

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    Mmmmm, this is getting interesting.
  9. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    It appears to be spreading to the four corners of the forums, 'what what' :p
  10. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Ma lady such insolence to a man of my statue will result in the back of my hand on you bare arse...and you will scream for more..
  11. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Your statue? I can't stoop that low. Sorry.
  12. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    I say, you've met your match methinks Ego, what, what.
    fair call m'lady, ho ho ho
  13. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Bah these type of filly's are pussycats beneath the sheets...

  14. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    With sharp claws. I hardly thing you're up to it.
  15. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    I 'rise' to that challenge ;)

    I've had quite a bit to drink, and to be honest my young wench you are beginning to look pretty good.


  16. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ah, drink. That explains the split personality. Still, I doubt you'd actually make any kind of decent showing if I gave you the chance.
  17. Lord-Swag Jedi Knight

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    careful Ego, you may recall what happed last time...

    on second thoughts, count me in
  18. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    This cat has a bite

    What? What?

    She believes Swag that we are the same poster..

    Now girl..Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
  19. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ah hell, why don't we just go for it in a dark corner on some street somewhere. No need to go to any lengths for comfort when you're sure to be a let down.
  20. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    Ah...the boreder the face..the better...
  21. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    I love you all. You know that don't you? You are soooooooooo funny.

    and cass. The ringtone bloke - I didn't know him but I still had a go!








    p.s. Yess I have been down the pub. Yes, I am pissed.
  22. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Grrreat....ok, what the hell does that mean, Arun?!
  23. King_Ego Jedi Knight

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    It means if you are unimpressed by the girth of my gentleman then you are probably as slack as welly boot.

    But i'll take whats on offer nether-the-less
  24. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

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    You so know there's such a thing as too big, don't you? But that's a moot point. I seriously doubt you'll ever hear that.
  25. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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