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Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Wormie2, Mar 14, 2001.

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  1. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I want one of rolling eye smileys...REALLY BAD!!!

    Ok, King Perv, tell us all about it.
     
  2. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oh I say I like your acid tongue...I bet you scream such obsenities when taken from 'round back...
     
  3. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Guess you'll just have to wonder about that, won't you? ;)
     
  4. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I say Ego, youve found your self a game filly eh, looks like a right one too, are you sure you can tame her? looks like a right go-er too, SNORT!!
     
  5. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Sorry, Wormie belongs to me!
    The things she does with her tongue.... ;)
     
  6. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    A woman is like a horse, Swag you ride them till they know their place...

    ontop...and down below

    Hah Hah
     
  7. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I dare you to say that to my face.
     
  8. Ravenfeather

    Ravenfeather Jedi Youngling

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    Mmmmm, this is getting interesting.
     
  9. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    It appears to be spreading to the four corners of the forums, 'what what' :p
     
  10. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ma lady such insolence to a man of my statue will result in the back of my hand on you bare arse...and you will scream for more..
     
  11. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Your statue? I can't stoop that low. Sorry.
     
  12. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I say, you've met your match methinks Ego, what, what.
    fair call m'lady, ho ho ho
     
  13. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Bah these type of filly's are pussycats beneath the sheets...

     
  14. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    With sharp claws. I hardly thing you're up to it.
     
  15. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I 'rise' to that challenge ;)

    I've had quite a bit to drink, and to be honest my young wench you are beginning to look pretty good.


     
  16. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ah, drink. That explains the split personality. Still, I doubt you'd actually make any kind of decent showing if I gave you the chance.
     
  17. Lord-Swag

    Lord-Swag Jedi Youngling star 1

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    careful Ego, you may recall what happed last time...

    on second thoughts, count me in
     
  18. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    This cat has a bite

    What? What?

    She believes Swag that we are the same poster..

    Now girl..Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
     
  19. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Ah hell, why don't we just go for it in a dark corner on some street somewhere. No need to go to any lengths for comfort when you're sure to be a let down.
     
  20. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Ah...the boreder the face..the better...
     
  21. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I love you all. You know that don't you? You are soooooooooo funny.

    and cass. The ringtone bloke - I didn't know him but I still had a go!








    p.s. Yess I have been down the pub. Yes, I am pissed.
     
  22. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Grrreat....ok, what the hell does that mean, Arun?!
     
  23. King_Ego

    King_Ego Jedi Youngling star 1

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    It means if you are unimpressed by the girth of my gentleman then you are probably as slack as welly boot.

    But i'll take whats on offer nether-the-less
     
  24. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    You so know there's such a thing as too big, don't you? But that's a moot point. I seriously doubt you'll ever hear that.
     
  25. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    ROTFLMAO [face_laugh]:_|
     
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