Do you know English English as well as this book does?

I want one of rolling eye smileys...REALLY BAD!!!

Ok, King Perv, tell us all about it.

 

Oh I say I like your acid tongue...I bet you scream such obsenities when taken from 'round back...

 

Guess you'll just have to wonder about that, won't you?

 

I say Ego, youve found your self a game filly eh, looks like a right one too, are you sure you can tame her? looks like a right go-er too, SNORT!!

 

Sorry, Wormie belongs to me!
The things she does with her tongue....

 

A woman is like a horse, Swag you ride them till they know their place...

ontop...and down below

Hah Hah

 

I dare you to say that to my face.

 

Mmmmm, this is getting interesting.

 

It appears to be spreading to the four corners of the forums, 'what what'

 

Ma lady such insolence to a man of my statue will result in the back of my hand on you bare arse...and you will scream for more..

 

Your statue? I can't stoop that low. Sorry.

 

I say, you've met your match methinks Ego, what, what.
fair call m'lady, ho ho ho

 

Bah these type of filly's are pussycats beneath the sheets...

 

With sharp claws. I hardly thing you're up to it.

 

I 'rise' to that challenge

I've had quite a bit to drink, and to be honest my young wench you are beginning to look pretty good.

 

Ah, drink. That explains the split personality. Still, I doubt you'd actually make any kind of decent showing if I gave you the chance.

 

careful Ego, you may recall what happed last time...

on second thoughts, count me in

 

This cat has a bite

What? What?

She believes Swag that we are the same poster..

Now girl..Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

 

Ah hell, why don't we just go for it in a dark corner on some street somewhere. No need to go to any lengths for comfort when you're sure to be a let down.

 

Ah...the boreder the face..the better...

 

I love you all. You know that don't you? You are soooooooooo funny.

and cass. The ringtone bloke - I didn't know him but I still had a go!








p.s. Yess I have been down the pub. Yes, I am pissed.

 

Grrreat....ok, what the hell does that mean, Arun?!

 

It means if you are unimpressed by the girth of my gentleman then you are probably as slack as welly boot.

But i'll take whats on offer nether-the-less

 

You so know there's such a thing as too big, don't you? But that's a moot point. I seriously doubt you'll ever hear that.

 

ROTFLMAO