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Do you know who the Gonk Knights are?

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by howlrunner22, Feb 17, 2000.

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  1. howlrunner22

    howlrunner22 Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Well?

    It just seems that so much has been lost to our exalted newer members that I think perhaps we should start over again. And perhaps, even have new Knights to train all over again......

    The Bartender
    Who the **** did you think otherwise?
     
  2. Jaro

    Jaro Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I do!

    I'm a Groupie.
     
  3. YODA the all powerful

    YODA the all powerful Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Sheesh... isn't this a required aspect of todays curriculum?
     
  4. howlrunner22

    howlrunner22 Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    sub ref.: Stupid threads mainly on Ep I with mediocre, sub-par writing with dumb plots, bad characters, no humor, no Gonk damn booze, which still get posts saying - Great story! Post more!

    And no, I don't think its standard curriculum.

    Pop quiz: Who did Mayor team up with to destroy Gonkdom?

    Who always dies?

    How long did OWC serve as leader?

    How many drinks can an average Gonk Knight take before collapsing on the floor?

    Where do Gonk Knights go after death?

    *fellow knights, do NOT dare to answer these or I'll cut off your supply of alcohol!*
     
  5. parker lewis can't lose

    parker lewis can't lose Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I know you. I love you. I want to make hot, sloppy monkey love to all of you.
     
  6. YODA the all powerful

    YODA the all powerful Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I know you. I love you. I want to make hot, sloppy monkey love to all of you.

    I think that's probably why the Gonk Knights are no longer around.

    It's like Beatle-Mania.
     
  7. parker lewis can't lose

    parker lewis can't lose Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Come on YTAP, let me be your Yoko Ono
     
  8. [Red3]

    [Red3] Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hey, the old Gonk still exists! It's in the archives of the JC Fan Fiction. Go check it out. On a side note, I have been working on a story which I will post when the time is right.......
     
  9. Jole

    Jole Jedi Master star 3

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    The Gonk Knights????

    They drink herbal tea and dream about peace and love right?

    runs out of thread to avoid bottles of alcohol being thrown at her
     
  10. Firefly

    Firefly Jedi Youngling

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    Who did Mayor team up with to destroy Gonkdom?

    Emperor Norman, wasn't it?

    Who always dies?

    Captain Antilles.

    How long did OWC serve as leader?

    Until he left, then BoB (and later his nephew) took over.

    How many drinks can an average Gonk Knight take before collapsing on the floor?

    That depends on if Tank made it. If he did, very few. Otherwise, this is a trick question, because no true Gonk has been known to collapse to the floor from drinking alcohol.

    Where do Gonk Knights go after death?

    Gonkhalla.


    When Doikk's been smoking, he might dream about peace and love.

    [This message has been edited by Firefly (edited 02-17-2000).]
     
  11. NiceGuy

    NiceGuy Jedi Master star 1

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    I thought they went to The Great Cantina in the Sky.
     
  12. Obidiah

    Obidiah Jedi Youngling

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    I was thinking it was tGCITS too. Howlrunner, you never became an official Gonk, did you?

    [This is iamurme2. I retired that user name w/ 1138 posts. Can any relatively new person on the boards tell me what is special about the # 1138?]
     
  13. Tellesto

    Tellesto Jedi Knight star 5

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    yeah yeah...georges movie thx 1138.
    nice way to end a legendary person though.
     
  14. Firefly

    Firefly Jedi Youngling

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    I thought it was two names for the same place.
     
  15. Obidiah

    Obidiah Jedi Youngling

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    Considering you know the entire history of these forums (at least Gonk and HoJo history), I would imagine you're right. I just wanted to sounds smart since that's the only question I knew the answer to.

    Hey, I was only a Gonk for like... a week or something... and that was a long time ago! But I knew they could hold their own in a drinking contest. I just didn't know HOW MUCH. I mean every time I came into a new Gonk thread it started with them all passed out at various cantina around the galaxy. I figured they must have a limit, but I guess they were just drinking Tank's Toxin.
     
  16. Ole' Sith for Brains

    Ole' Sith for Brains Jedi Youngling

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    Uh ... who? Gomps? What? Are they like, um, a cross between shriners and the Jackson 5? If so, how do they get those little beanies on their afros, huh? Answer that one, mister smarty pants.
     
  17. Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Of course I know who they are. I'm no newbie And about the sub ref.: Stupid threads mainly on Ep I with mediocre, sub-par writing with dumb plots, bad characters, no humor, no Gonk damn booze, which still get posts saying - Great story! Post more! well, each to their own People have different tastes, and the best thing about this forum is that there is plenty of room here for everyone no matter what they like in Star Wars
     
  18. BoB

    BoB Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    The gonk knights who the hell are they?
     
  19. Hiroko01

    Hiroko01 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Where on earth is Irish!? I miss that lush.
     
  20. BoB

    BoB Moderator Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Look under a bar. He is probably passed out there
     
  21. Jole

    Jole Jedi Master star 3

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    The Jackson 5 shriners use velcro of course.
     
  22. Jotun Denal

    Jotun Denal Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    hey! i started a thread on this not to long ago about a new generation of gonk knights and only howlrunner and that other washed up gonk knight agreed with me! can i join?
     
  23. Gonk

    Gonk Jedi Knight star 6

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    !Goñk!
     
  24. howlrunner22

    howlrunner22 Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    GONK!

    So sayeth the wise Gonk.
     
  25. Son of the Suns

    Son of the Suns Administrator Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Ahh yes, I remember the Gonk Knights. Best fan fiction stories ever posted in the JC, IMHO. I hope that some of the newer members will take a look at http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&number=A%3A000005&SUBMIT=GoThe Fan Fiction Archive to read some of the old Gonk threads, so that the saga of the Gonk Knights can be experienced by a new generation of JCers.
     
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