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Census do you look people in the eyes when you murder them?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013.

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how u do it

  1. i make eye contact and hold the back of their head up as i slide the stiletto in under their chin

    3 vote(s)
    12.5%
  2. i come up behind them and twist the neck entirely around as a whisper "go to sleep"

    1 vote(s)
    4.2%
  3. i kiss them, eyes open, as i slide the knife home between their ribs

    7 vote(s)
    29.2%
  4. no. gentlemen prefer the garrote

    3 vote(s)
    12.5%
  5. no. its so much easier to slit a throat from behind

    3 vote(s)
    12.5%
  6. no. there's nothing left of their eyes after the first shot

    5 vote(s)
    20.8%
  7. no. just no.

    2 vote(s)
    8.3%
  1. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    if, say, you're delivering a coup de grace
     
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I'm a fan of the classics.

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  3. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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  4. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i do the kiss thing. i like to taste the soul as it escapes
     
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  5. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Whatever this counts as.

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  6. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    "Never look into the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know."
     
  7. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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  8. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Force Ghost star 8

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    Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
     
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  9. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Force Ghost star 8

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    You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in.
     
  10. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    [​IMG][​IMG]

    Also, what's that rubbish, Lazy?
     
  11. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    eye sew?

    also the "gentlemen prefer the garrote" option was created with you in mind, ender
     
  12. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Rogue Number Ten, I thought this was about some sort of follow-up interview someone scored with your girlfriend.
     
  13. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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  14. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 9

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    Here's a hint.

     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    MIKE THREAD.
     
  16. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    i never know what you mean when you say vague things like "your girlfriend" or "mormon girl". use names or more specific descriptors, please.

    in this case you could have said "angela simpson, the murderess of your dreams"
     
  17. Lazy Storm Trooper

    Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Master star 4

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    Sep 18, 2012
    We should lock this thread before any incriminating evidence is said.
     
  18. Jedi-Anakin-Solo

    Jedi-Anakin-Solo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 26, 2001
  19. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Mar 15, 2004
    I don't look people in the eye when I murder them, but I do murder people if they look me in the eye.
     
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  20. timmoishere

    timmoishere Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Jun 2, 2007
  21. Dark Lord Of The Empire

    Dark Lord Of The Empire Jedi Master star 4

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    It's the slow knife that cuts the deepest.
     
  22. CloneUncleOwen

    CloneUncleOwen Jedi Master star 4

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  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Nov 20, 2012
    No I eat people who look me in the eyes for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry.
     
  24. A Username

    A Username Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 28, 2013
  25. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    so many wonderful choices