Census do you look people in the eyes when you murder them?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013.

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how u do it

i make eye contact and hold the back of their head up as i slide the stiletto in under their chin 3 vote(s) 13.0%
i come up behind them and twist the neck entirely around as a whisper "go to sleep" 1 vote(s) 4.3%
i kiss them, eyes open, as i slide the knife home between their ribs 6 vote(s) 26.1%
no. gentlemen prefer the garrote 3 vote(s) 13.0%
no. its so much easier to slit a throat from behind 3 vote(s) 13.0%
no. there's nothing left of their eyes after the first shot 5 vote(s) 21.7%
no. just no. 2 vote(s) 8.7%
  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    if, say, you're delivering a coup de grace
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013
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  2. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    I'm a fan of the classics.

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  3. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  4. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i do the kiss thing. i like to taste the soul as it escapes
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  5. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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  6. SithLordDarthRichie London CR

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    "Never look into the eyes, of those you kill. They will haunt you forever. I know."
  7. anakinfansince1983 Chosen One

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  8. Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One

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    Yeah I know what you'd like to do. You'd like to find the guy who did it, rip his still beating heart out of his chest and hold it in front of his face so he can see how black it is before he dies.
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  9. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in.
  10. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Also, what's that rubbish, Lazy?
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  11. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    eye sew?

    also the "gentlemen prefer the garrote" option was created with you in mind, ender
    Last edited by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013
  12. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Rogue Number Ten, I thought this was about some sort of follow-up interview someone scored with your girlfriend.
  13. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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  14. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    MIKE THREAD.
  16. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    i never know what you mean when you say vague things like "your girlfriend" or "mormon girl". use names or more specific descriptors, please.

    in this case you could have said "angela simpson, the murderess of your dreams"
  17. Lazy Storm Trooper Force Ghost

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    We should lock this thread before any incriminating evidence is said.
  18. Jedi-Anakin-Solo Force Ghost

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  19. EmpireForever Comic Book Draft Winner

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    I don't look people in the eye when I murder them, but I do murder people if they look me in the eye.
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  20. timmoishere Force Ghost

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  21. Dark Lord Of The Empire Jedi Grand Master

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    It's the slow knife that cuts the deepest.
  22. CloneUncleOwen Force Ghost

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  23. I Are The Internets Chosen One

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    No I eat people who look me in the eyes for breakfast, and right now, I'm very hungry.
  24. A Username Jedi Padawan

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  25. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    so many wonderful choices