Census do you look people in the eyes when you murder them?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013.


how u do it

i make eye contact and hold the back of their head up as i slide the stiletto in under their chin 3 vote(s) 12.5%
i come up behind them and twist the neck entirely around as a whisper "go to sleep" 1 vote(s) 4.2%
i kiss them, eyes open, as i slide the knife home between their ribs 7 vote(s) 29.2%
no. gentlemen prefer the garrote 3 vote(s) 12.5%
no. its so much easier to slit a throat from behind 3 vote(s) 12.5%
no. there's nothing left of their eyes after the first shot 5 vote(s) 20.8%
no. just no. 2 vote(s) 8.3%
  1. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 20, 2012
    star 8
    Wikepedia encourages murder? Who knew?
  2. MrZAP Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 5
    Generally the garrote is preferable. Not as messy.

    Also, fwitw the first option is rather impractical. Everyone knows that as the head is tilted back the arteries of the neck recede slightly, and so greater force is actually needed to slit the throat. It's better to force their heads forward, allowing a quicker slice.
    Rogue_Ten likes this.
  3. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Aug 18, 2002
    star 7
    its not a slit dawg you're inserting a stiletto. do you even murder?!
  4. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 7, 2013
    star 5
    i know this may come as a shock to some, but i don't actually murder people
    Lazy Storm Trooper likes this.
  5. MrZAP Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 2, 2007
    star 5
    My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question.
    Violent Violet Menace likes this.
  6. Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 2, 2004
    star 7
    yeah right stiletto heel, maybe
  7. Violent Violet Menace JCC moderator

    Member Since:
    Aug 11, 2004
    star 5
    I didn't look him in the eye, the one time that I did murder someone, so I guess no. I don't plan on repeating it, though, so it's hardly a habit. I don't know what to answer.