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Census do you look people in the eyes when you murder them?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Sep 28, 2013.


how u do it

  1. i make eye contact and hold the back of their head up as i slide the stiletto in under their chin

    3 vote(s)
  2. i come up behind them and twist the neck entirely around as a whisper "go to sleep"

    1 vote(s)
  3. i kiss them, eyes open, as i slide the knife home between their ribs

    7 vote(s)
  4. no. gentlemen prefer the garrote

    3 vote(s)
  5. no. its so much easier to slit a throat from behind

    3 vote(s)
  6. no. there's nothing left of their eyes after the first shot

    5 vote(s)
  7. no. just no.

    2 vote(s)
  1. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

    Nov 20, 2012
    Wikepedia encourages murder? Who knew?
  2. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

    Jun 2, 2007
    Generally the garrote is preferable. Not as messy.

    Also, fwitw the first option is rather impractical. Everyone knows that as the head is tilted back the arteries of the neck recede slightly, and so greater force is actually needed to slit the throat. It's better to force their heads forward, allowing a quicker slice.
    Rogue_Ten likes this.
  3. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

    Aug 18, 2002
    its not a slit dawg you're inserting a stiletto. do you even murder?!
  4. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

    Jan 7, 2013
    i know this may come as a shock to some, but i don't actually murder people
    Lazy Storm Trooper likes this.
  5. MrZAP

    MrZAP Jedi Master star 5

    Jun 2, 2007
    My lawyers have advised me not to answer this question.
  6. Arawn_Fenn

    Arawn_Fenn Force Ghost star 7

    Jul 2, 2004
    yeah right stiletto heel, maybe
  7. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

    Aug 11, 2004
    I didn't look him in the eye, the one time that I did murder someone, so I guess no. I don't plan on repeating it, though, so it's hardly a habit. I don't know what to answer.