Does any 1 find Yoda attractive???

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  1. TheGoblinKing Jedi Padawan

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    One of my, um, friends said he found yoda sexually attractive and just wandered if theres any 1 else out there who shares my, sorry he's interest? its something about those froggy feet he said, oh well, never mind anyway, im just goin to go into the bathroom with my old muppets annual for a few minutes.
  2. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Errrrrrm nope. I can recommend a good therapist for your 'friend' though ;)
  3. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    well i dunno bout Yoda buti did have an erotic dream about jabba once! must be that drool!
  4. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Oh dear god, that is soooo wrong on so many levels lmao [face_laugh]
  5. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    nothing wrong with erotic dream about jabba! i once had a dream thati was in a threesome with homer and marge simpson, now THATS worrying! and alsowuite stimulating!
  6. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    I seem to recall having an interesting dream involving Jessica Rabbit once actually. [face_love]
  7. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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  8. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Hark at it, little miss oooooooh a stormtrooper [face_love] [face_love]

    :p :p
  9. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]

    I was just looking at a set of trooper armour on E-bay actually [face_love]

    Much as I'd LOVE to be a trooper I don't think a 5'2" trooper would go down too well... probably get the crap kicked out of me my a 10 year old or something :D
  10. ACloneWhoIsDifferent Jedi Youngling

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    yoda is the perfect size ;)
    hawt
  11. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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  12. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Nic, put these 2 comments together to get an answer to that comment....

    I don't think a 5'2" trooper would go down too well...

    yoda is the perfect size

    [face_laugh]
  13. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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  14. ACloneWhoIsDifferent Jedi Youngling

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    whut? by perfect size I mean he is small and cute like a kitten idk what you are referring to
  15. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    well yoda dont have to kneel down togobble ya off foes he? not that ieverthink about thatsort of thing!
  16. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]

    Well I certainly don't think of Yoda in that way... until NOW [face_laugh]
  17. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    ireallyshouldlearntousethespacebar!
  18. Dark_Elf_Queen Jedi Master

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  19. TheGoblinKing Jedi Padawan

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    i agree with yoda being the right size and all, just a wonder, do u think yoda has a **** (hung like a horse, or chipolata??)? Also those little pig things from ESB, uganaughts i think they where called... then u can say, "squeal like piggy *****"
  20. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    you really do have waaaaaay too much time on ya hands mr goblin king!
  21. ACloneWhoIsDifferent Jedi Youngling

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    whats going on in this thread
  22. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    The same thing as in 99% of all FFUK threads, nothing in particular! :p
  23. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    youre soundin very very bitter yoshee mate!
  24. Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London

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    Me bitter!? :eek:

    I'm never bitter Mullins! :p
  25. boba_mullins Jedi Knight

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    bitter this, bitter that! hohoho
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