I'm a red blooded heterosexual male who doesn't normally care about the appearance of other dudes. However, lately I've been thinking that good ol' GL could stand to use a different look. These two things could make a big difference to reduce the dork factor: 1) I would suggest trimming back the coiffe/ pompadour and ditching the combed part/ curl. Just keep the hair short and neat. 2) Grow the beard out a little bit, including the hair under the chin. This would help hide the plump waddle and redefine the chin. I have too much time on my hands. Locked.