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SWC Does Star Wars have bacon?

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by thedarkbeckons, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. Darth_Furio

    Darth_Furio Chosen One star 8

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    No CCC, but there's a bacon thread?

    Well if NERF is cow to the GFFA, then there has to be a PORK equivalent.

    Mod Note: Further questioning of a Bacon thread or the locking of the CCC will lead to an immediate ban. Bardan_Jusik
     
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  2. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    mmm bacon....

    [​IMG]
     
  3. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Items in the Jed Porkins Cookbook

    BLT
    Bacon and Grits
    Bacon Cookies
    Bacon Cheesecake

    Skim milk
     
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  4. Bardan_Jusik

    Bardan_Jusik Former Manager star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    You forgot chocolate covered bacon.

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I did indeed, as well as Bacon Tater tots.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    BACON at Dex's diner

    And follow the links, you'll find that Star Wars bacon is actually dragon. DRAGON BACON.
     
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  7. Jedi General Gelderd

    Jedi General Gelderd Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]

    They are bacon sabers, right...?
     
  8. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    Bacon!!! UNLIMITED BACON!!!!!!!
     
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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Palpatine: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Anakin: No
    .Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...BACON.
    Anakin: He could actually...make BACON?
    Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
    Anakin: What happened to him?
    Palpatine: He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was burning his BACON...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep and ate all his BACON. Ironic. He could make BACON for others...but not himself.
    Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
    Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.
     
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  10. Bazinga'd

    Bazinga'd Saga / WNU Manager - Knights of LAJ star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Feel the Bacon flow through you. May the cholesterol be with you.
     
  11. aalagartassle

    aalagartassle Jedi Master star 4

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    I always thought ughnaughts were bacon. Imagine the smell when c3po is on the conveyor belt ready for scrape, smoky bacon.
    Imagine the smell of the carbonite chamber: wet bacon

    mmm bacon
     
  12. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    The Force is strong in this one...
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  13. Pensivia

    Pensivia Force Ghost star 5

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    Leia: I love bacon.

    Han: I know.
     
  14. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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    That Rancor sure loved him some bacon!
    [​IMG]
     
  15. RobShanti

    RobShanti Jedi Master star 4

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    Gives new meaning to the word "Chewie" :
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. thedarkbeckons

    thedarkbeckons Jedi Master star 1

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    YES! We may have beaten around the bush for awhile, but I think we have a winner. Gamorrean guards as green bacon were a little gross and inhumane. The Bacon ATAT was awesome, and my favorite had to be the Darth Plagueis story told in bacon. Yet this in-universe answer opens another question: why is bacon not referenced more than in a couple dishes at Dex's Diner? Is there some kind of bacon conspiracy? Possibly (gasp) so many different species love the food that they have eaten the main sources of it right out of the galaxy!

    I'll stop now, before I get too carried away.

    A word to the mods: This topic was brought up mainly for fun (although I was genuinely interested in the answer, what with our exposure to nerf sausages and all). I mean, who doesn't love a good meme-filled discussion about how random things (most importantly bacon) tie into the Star Wars universe. I'm not fully familiar yet with how the different subsets and groupings of threads work, so I just chose the first one that seemed to fit somewhat. Feel free to move it around or (hopefully not) remove it as needed. Thanks!
     
  17. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    So Nerf is more like a brisket?
     
  18. thedarkbeckons

    thedarkbeckons Jedi Master star 1

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    Eh, more or less. Nerf is basically beef, from an animal similar to a cow or yak. You can make the following foods from it (source: Wookiepedia):

     
  19. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    GAWD!

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. squir1y

    squir1y Jedi Master star 3

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    In that case, I don't know why Leia badmouths nerf herders. They provide many delicious sounding items.
     
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  21. Dark Lord Of The Empire

    Dark Lord Of The Empire Jedi Master star 4

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    Life in the universe, even in a galaxy far far away would not be possible without bacon.
    That is all.
     
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  22. Darth Downunder

    Darth Downunder Chosen One star 6

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  23. thedarkbeckons

    thedarkbeckons Jedi Master star 1

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    And cookies.
     
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval Head Admin & TV Screaming Service star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Takin' it to another level...
    [​IMG]
     
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  25. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Chosen One star 5

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    I WANT ONE!
     
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