Does the Emperor wear pants?and other silly questions...

From which album is the Imperial March mp3 present in the site the Maul pic is from? It's different than the official concert version.

 

From which album is the Imperial March mp3 present in the site the Maul pic is from? It's different than the official concert version.

That's a pretty good one.

 

"Here's one that some folks around here could answer...Does Tarkin wear shoes?"


I say nay, he wore house-slippers...special slippers which gave him his authority over Vader. No one knows if they were pink fluffy bunny slippers....

Or you could say Peter Cushing found the Imperial boots uncomfortable, whichever makes you happiest.

 

Ya know, I gotta question...

<---- Who the HELL is this on my icon?

Never seen him before, that I know of.

 

You icon is Quinlan Vos, a Jedi. Appeared very briefly in TPM, then was given a bit more of a story in the EU. Aayla Secura (that blue female Twi'lek Jedi) was his Padawan. Also appeared in AOTC (as one of the Jedi in the arena battle), unless it was just someone who looked like him.

 

Thank you, Devi.

Kind of dumb for me to have a Jedi icon W/ a sith name...


But who cares!?

 

Not me

 

Why in the world didn't Vader find a bunch of "Willing" donors, and transplant everything? Or better yet, clone himself a pair of lungs? He had loads of money. He could have been normal after spending a few million on himself. Why didn't he? Why tell? He could told Palps, I need a vacation, and comes back looking like he did when he was 20, three months later. I would have. What could the emperor tell? he'd stilll wear his mask at work, and then go clubbing at night. I suspect this did actually happen and the breathing sound is just a recording, because he talks and breathes (inhales) at the same time.

 

"Alert the night club to prepare for my arrival."

"Yes, my lord."

 

What exactly IS Vader doing in ANH when there's so sound but he's still making finger gestures?

And more importantly-Does Palpatine normally go out in those sithly robes? You would think he would go out in public with something a little more ...emperorish than his little black outfit. I mean, if I were an imperial citizen, I would be concerned about my Emperor's mental health if he kept wearing a black bathrobe everywhere he went.

 

The Emperor's new clothes hadn't arrived at the Death Star by the time of ROTJ.

 

"The Emperor's new clothes..."

I don't even want to picture THAT! [face_shocked]

 

just thinking how funny it would be to catch the emperor's cloak in the wind like marilyn monroe. then we'll see if he wears pants.

 

if I were an imperial citizen, I would be concerned about my Emperor's mental health if he kept wearing a black bathrobe everywhere he went.

black is royal. More royal than Amidala's courtains of EP.1.

 

I wonder how often the Emperor bathes, he seems to be a dirty little man so probably for not very long and like once a week

 

Hey, at least you can look at the Emperor for an extended period of time without laughing. I don't think I would be able to even make eye contact with most of the Senators and bureaucrats from the PT.

 

like ET! I was the only one I know who noticed that, even noticed it my first time seeing it. I thought it was funny

 

Didn't Lucas cut out the Jar Jar Binks stepping in crap scene because of the PG rating?

boyo, I had a migraine when that question came up.

Oh yes and this nugget of joy....

*my step dad pointing to Anakin* Hes going to become Darth Vader right?
I do not like Anakin, hes whiny and a jerk. But I mean, he has to be like that right?

Oy vey. Someone please blast me now.

 

Along the lines of an earlier comment, my wife asked me one time after watching ROTJ.

"Now, who's going to believe that Darth Vader was a big black man in the suit all this time only to turn out to be an old white man at the end."

After I stopped laughing, I explained the JEJ just supplied the voice for Vader and someone different was the actor in the suit. Then someone different was the actor at the end with his helmet removed...

 

Last night we were watching Attack of the Clones and my mom asked me if they were gonna make Episode III. I simply looked at her and said "No. Episode IV takes off where Episode II left off." (in complete sarcasm of course hahaha)

 

lol funny thread
I think the dumbest question i every heard is "Why doesn't yoda fight darth vader?" So silly!

 

What if a disgruntled Imperial came up to vader and just started pressing all those buttons on Vaders chest?