JCC Does the NSA keep track of your Google searches?

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Lord Vivec Force Ghost

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    He's someone....familiar.
  2. Kay Suhyun Jedi Youngling

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    I don't use Google because it persobnalises my searches.
  3. KissMeImARebel Jedi Master

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    Why is this even a question? We know they do.

    Sorry, JCC but the NSA knows your pr0n preferences.
  4. Boba_Fett_2001 Election Pick'em "Winner"

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    You gotta admit one thing: Just when it seems like you've cracked down on stuff like this you come right back in full force and prove Darth Guy wrong.
  5. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    So whilst the NSA does not have any interest in your Google searches, Dan, the FBI might.
  6. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    The real question is are they watching the pornography citizens search for or are they using that time to keep our country safe.
  7. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Since that was a ridiculous question can we give ridiculous answers?

    If so: rhinoceros trousers in monkey playgrounds!
  8. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is both fast and bulbous, yes.
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  9. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    That leaves me with more questions than answers, such as: does Dr Pepperpot really need all those cantaloupes for his antelopes or are the martians eating bubblegum?
  10. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of CT, SW Saga and Lucasfilm Ltd

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    They send it to Republican politicians so they'll have an excuse to watch porn.

    "It's my duty as an American citizen."
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  11. I Are The Internets SFTC Tiemaster (Nov '16)

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    Or the age old question: If you could drain the Mississippi River in a 3 inch tube, then how many pancakes could you fit on my roof?
    Last edited by I Are The Internets, Jul 15, 2013
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  12. Son of a Bith Jedi Master

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    I'm sure it's all logged somewhere. They can kiss my arse.
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  13. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    Don't worry, this was just a temporary setback. I'll get back to posting better.
  14. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    The food processor's dramatic motivation, of course.
  15. SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London

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  16. KissMeImARebel Jedi Master

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    I think the answer is obviously the former.
  17. Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master

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    Isn't there enough pornography out there without needing to resort to spying on what other people are watching?
  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    You need to put a tin foil hat on, then VLM's point will make perfect sense.
  19. JoinTheSchwarz Comms Admin & Community Manager

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    Obama has hired the whole nation of Kenya to personally review the Internet browsing history of every tax-paying red-blooded American.
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  20. Piltdown Jedi Master

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    He would give those jobs away to foreigners. While my family can barely eat at McDonald's twice a day on my meager Walmart Greeter salary, that traitor lines the pockets of east Africans with my tax dollars!

    THANKS OBAMA!
  21. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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  22. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Ahem, east African MUSLIMS.
  23. Son of a Bith Jedi Master

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