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JCC Does the NSA keep track of your Google searches?

Discussion in 'Community' started by DantheJedi, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    He's someone....familiar.
     
  2. Kay Suhyun

    Kay Suhyun Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I don't use Google because it persobnalises my searches.
     
  3. KissMeImARebel

    KissMeImARebel Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Why is this even a question? We know they do.

    Sorry, JCC but the NSA knows your pr0n preferences.
     
  4. Boba_Fett_2001

    Boba_Fett_2001 Chosen One star 8

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    You gotta admit one thing: Just when it seems like you've cracked down on stuff like this you come right back in full force and prove Darth Guy wrong.
     
  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    So whilst the NSA does not have any interest in your Google searches, Dan, the FBI might.
     
  6. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    The real question is are they watching the pornography citizens search for or are they using that time to keep our country safe.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Since that was a ridiculous question can we give ridiculous answers?

    If so: rhinoceros trousers in monkey playgrounds!
     
  8. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is both fast and bulbous, yes.
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    That leaves me with more questions than answers, such as: does Dr Pepperpot really need all those cantaloupes for his antelopes or are the martians eating bubblegum?
     
  10. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    They send it to Republican politicians so they'll have an excuse to watch porn.

    "It's my duty as an American citizen."
     
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  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Or the age old question: If you could drain the Mississippi River in a 3 inch tube, then how many pancakes could you fit on my roof?
     
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  12. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm sure it's all logged somewhere. They can kiss my arse.
     
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  13. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Don't worry, this was just a temporary setback. I'll get back to posting better.
     
  14. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    The food processor's dramatic motivation, of course.
     
  15. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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  16. KissMeImARebel

    KissMeImARebel Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I think the answer is obviously the former.
     
  17. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Isn't there enough pornography out there without needing to resort to spying on what other people are watching?
     
  18. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    You need to put a tin foil hat on, then VLM's point will make perfect sense.
     
  19. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    Obama has hired the whole nation of Kenya to personally review the Internet browsing history of every tax-paying red-blooded American.
     
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  20. Piltdown

    Piltdown Jedi Master star 5

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    He would give those jobs away to foreigners. While my family can barely eat at McDonald's twice a day on my meager Walmart Greeter salary, that traitor lines the pockets of east Africans with my tax dollars!

    THANKS OBAMA!
     
  21. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Ahem, east African MUSLIMS.
     
  23. Son of a Bith

    Son of a Bith Jedi Master star 4

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