This is a stupid thread, I know. But for absurdity's sake... Do you think Yoda has ever taken a bath his whole life? He has practically worn the same outfit the whole of the Star Wars series, except in the OT, his wardrobe got rattier. Hey, Palpatine constantly changes costume (Palpatine, Sidious, Palpatine, Sidious), so we can at least be assured that he DOES take a bath. He's a politician. He HAS to look good and smell good. I can't speak for Palpatine, OT-era though. But Yoda? Hmmmm... Post your absurd speculations here.