P.Rico Donde estan? [God Morning Thread]

Its platano, wich is like a banana but bigger and tastes different, yautia and meat! thats an alcapurria......and may I say that the spank-me-muffin sounds good!

 

a Alcapurria is something made out of platain and stuffed with beef or other stuffings... like hueyes... then you deep fry it... it's great...

 

I love Alcapurrias.

I love Alcapurrias.

 

I _am_ THE muffin...

acccept no substitutes...

 

*tosses a Spank-Me-Muffin straight at MegaJediRafa but misses by only a feet.. striking Aleia dead center in the forehead*

 

spank-you!

 

After seeing what just Kuang did, I decide it may be time to prove who has a better arm at throwing muffins. So I prepare one very special muffin. The Bad @$$ mother-muffin.

I take it in my arm, hold it for a while. And then I throw it straight at Kuang's face. He sees it coming, so he moves and it hits his shoulder.

Little muffin pieces splat across the room, some falling all over other persons surrounding me.

*Sorry Guys/Gals*

 

Kuang brushes off his shoulder, turns to face MegaJediRafa and stares harshly straight in his eyes..

-"We are the swedes, lower your shields and surrender your forum. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."

Kuang sticks his hand inside his coat and picks out a MegaJedi-seeking strawberry muffin, takes aim and throws it in MegaJediRafas direction. The muffin immediately homes in on its target, accelerates, corrects its inbound trajectory and strikes MegaJediRafa straight in the center-torso.

 

*Squezes MegajediRafa's Bad @$$ mother-muffin piecis of my face*

Dodge this!

// takes some of Obi Annes food muffins and trows em at Rafa.

FFS:
Vad sägs ska vi starta våran tredje invasion?

 

Rafa need help !!

Ktulu arrived, with a Batman like belt full of muffins.

He begins targeting all the sweden, in order for the muffins to strike....

 

*Aleia wakes up from a coma*
-Its not everyday you get a muffin on your head...

Aleia Smile and say: Woah! Muffin Wars!!

Running through the sunlight with a muffin splached on her head...she jump and do a Ninja-Spank...

*spank Kuang because of his sissy way of throwing muffins and wisper in his ears from behind*

-Before you throw a muffin, mister... go to a throw-muffin-course...

*throw a Misile-Muffin*

-Wonder who will get that muffin?

hmmmm...

 

Kuang ducks in the nick of time just to see Aleia's muffin whistle by his head and hit Ktulu smack in the back of his head..

As Kuang slowly rises from his somewhat embarrasing position ducked on the floor, he turns to Aleia: -"Dudette! You're the one that would benefit from that course.. not me.. watch where you throw those things.. they are armed and dangerous!"

Kuang then quickly turs around to throw out a barrage of muffins aimed towards the Puerto-Ricans..

Wishnud: ja

 

Ktulu became enraged by the splatered muffin that was all over his face.

He grabs some muffins fron his belt, put some cream cheese on top of them, and aims at both Aleia and Kuang.

As the muffins skillfully reaches their destinations, Ktulu unfold his surprise.
A box full of alcapurrias.

"You shouldn't have mess with us"

 

(OOC: Ive decided to call this thread the Alcapurria-Muffin War RPG)

digital comes to the rescue and grabs some of ktulu's alcapurrias and loads them into the "Patented Alcapurria Rocket Launcher" and starts firing alcapurrias to the swedish... then he grabs another sigle jueyes alcapurria and dip it into the deep fryer and as soon as its ready takes a bite out of it...

 

*takes out 2 machen guns, one full with muffins and the other full with alcapurrias........starts shooting but has the aim of a stormtrooper*

Damn, not even close!!

 

Ive reloaded my missile-muffingun with extra spanks in them...

*give digital and Ian and the rest of the PR Force a big spank*

But when I fire a missile one is going out of order--- Its heading for some guy...

Oh my god I can see it!

There it is!

Its heading for him!

Kuang!!
My missile got all wrong!!

watch out!

 

//comes in with a load of raspberry muffins, ready to throw them at the first Puerto Rico member that moves

 

*starts moving around but does the jedi mind trick to make emelson that he's not moving......when he gets clos he gets one of the muffins throws it to him but he dodges it and it hists Aleia* Oops

 

I guess that FFS third invasion has begun!

We have conquered Canada and Norway. The invasion of Puerto Rico has started, surrender or face the consequences!

*throws food-muffins at all Puerto Rico's in my way*

 

We wont go down without a fight...much better.....we wont go down...period! !!

*throws a muffin bomb*

 

Kuang gets hit smack in the face by Aleia's muffin missile and takes a nosedive straight into the pavement.. A bit icky and gooey from the muffin he staggers to his feet.. Kuang turns towards Aleia and wispers -"It's ok.. I know it was meant for someone else.. I hope.."

Kuang then reaches into his backpack and takes out a muffin-satchel-charge and dumps it into the puerto-rican crowd!

 

//Enters the fig......room.

//Realizes what's going on and notice that I have no muffins!

Could I have a muffin please? I'm hungry.

 

Kuang hands SithSpawn a couple of loaded strawberry muffins as ammo.. dont eat them young one..

 

throws a muffin in the air and hits it with his lightsaber! then takes a piece and throws it to Kuang!


"Enjoy, Hot muffins!"