P.Rico Donde estan? [God Morning Thread]

After the wispering conversation with Kuang...Aleia throws a Remember-Your-Muffin to SithSpawn while giving him a lesson by saying: Lost a muffin you have... how embarrassing.. hmmmm Dont you ever forget a muffin when you go straight into a war!

Suddenly I feel like Im gonna have a headache... because i feel weird...
Hmm.. It must have been someones eye contact

And suddenly I see a shadow over there...

I dont really see who that is but i hide behind a bush (not George) and wait for the creature that slowly comes with a Spank-Me-Muffin to be thrown at him...

 

I lost the 100th muffin!!

 

Don't eat them? Why?

//Notices a muffin streaking my face doing insignificant damage.

"Thinking"

So that's how it's done!
But they taste so good....why not eat them...because I should throw them....but I'm hungry....but this is a war and in a war you just don't eat the ammo.....but it tastes so good......eat them, throw them, eat them, throw them....this is all very confusing. What to do....what do do...

//Standing like a zombie staring into nothingness.

 

And Ktulu resumes battle, he was out of commission, eating alcapurrias,
never underestimate the power of a good alcapurria.

Then he realizes the PR FF is under an invasion attempt.

And from his belt he takes a comlink and called...

"Piñones members of the FF PR , Whe need a whole shipment of alcapurrias"

He smiled at the Sweden and make another called.

" Oucast bakery, whe need all the muffins you can produce in....."

!!!SPLAT!!!

A muffin landed rigth in Ktulu's face, momentarily stuning him.....

 

as Ktulu gets stunned, Obi grabs a hand full of ice cream and throws it........it lands in Aleia's face........obi move towards her and with a muffingets a little of the ice cream off her face.....

"uhm ice-cream muffin"

 

Ktulu cleans the muffin pieces off his face, and lick his fingers.

"It tastes great.....but not as good as an alcapurria"

while ian is making a banana split out of Aleia and Kuang, Ktulu grabs one of the Alcapurria Cannons and keeps pushing the Swedden back

 

Rafa starts to laugh his head off after all the mess, when suddenly a muffin splat lands on his face.

That's when he decides to take out THE muffin. It's a combination of three muffins in one. It shall be called the "Babe Magnet Muffin". He throws it and it starts to look for good looking chicks around the room. It finally finds one pretty good looking, and like a magnet, it takes great impulse towards her...

 

LOL

Ktulu noticed the ultimate muffin, then lowers his weapon and shouts at Rafa

"Not fair, I want one of those too"

and is cougth in his face with a muffin, again!

 

LOL

Ktulu noticed the ultimate muffin, then lowers his weapon and shouts at Rafa

"Not fair, I want one of those too"

and is cougth in his face with a muffin, again!

 

"Thinking"

What to do, what to do, what to do.

//Sees Rafa laughing his head of managing not to understand a single thing.
Notices Rafa taking up THE muffin....looking at the muffin in my hand comparing the two....WOW, look at the size of that thing!

Sees Rafa seeking for a target, sees that he has targeted Aleia.

"Thingking"

But wait a minute....isn't she on my side? She must be, she tried to give me a muffin before didn't she?

//Feels the crumbs attached to his cheek. Yes she did!
Nobody throws a muffin at my countrywomen!

//Sees Rafa throwing THE muffin at Aleia.
Lunges forward trying to inercept the muffin with his hand miscalculating the trajectory and instead manages to intercept it with his face. Wow....that really was a big muffin....

"Thinking"

what to do now, what to do now.....oh right! REVENGE!!!

//Raises himself from the floor looking straight at Rafa. Lunges himself at Rafa screaming EAT THIS!!!! determid to jam the muffin down his throat.

 

Rafa is angered.

He realy wanted a nice piece of sweden ....
And that sith spawn got in the way.

Before thay can do something about it, the muffin continues his original purpose, And begins to draw Sith Spawn towards Rafa. While Rafa runs trying to get away from him, Ktulu ambushs SithSpawn and splats him with a big Alcapurria and a couple of bacalaitos

 

*after finishing the ice cream in Aleia's face...thinks about what he has done and reflects*

C'mon people.....can't we all get along......instead of throwing muffins and alcapurrias can't we just seat down.....all together in harmony and share all the beauty and the food that both places have? Its not time for war........its time for love..........we should take this moment and embrace it for what it is, its our moment to unite..............."

*starts pondering again*

Nah...... *throws some more alxapurrias and muffins to his fellow sweedish people*

 

//Get's hit by something but ignores it since he can't see much because THE muffin has blurred his vision.
Continues moving towards Rafa holding the muffin in front of him.

 

*blowes a whistle*

Bring in the Muffin-O-Pult©!

Small norwegian slave-trolls collected from FFS latest invasion pushes something large, scary and breathtaking into the battlefield

FIRE!

//Wishnud watches a great mellonmuffin falling into the PR nest.

 

Muffins muffins here I come!!

WAR!!! *trow a muffin on emilsson*

 

Muffins muffins here I come!!

WAR!!! *throws a muffin on emilsson*

 

Aaah, but you have never seen the might of the Caco Jedis! They have no mind of their own, but they are powerful!

*A small group of 'em beat the crap out of some 20 US Marines!*


Unleashes Caco Jedis armed with muffin' machineguns!

 

Rafa stands still while SithSpawn is almost near him. He suddenly takes a step to the left, and behind where he was standing was a Muffin Catapult. Rafa pulls a cord on the floor, and the catapults fires a muffin straight at SithSpawn. It hits him on his ankle, and he looses his balance.

Then suddenly Rafa hears a strange weird music getting louder and louder...

*Oh boy, Corran just let the Caco Jedis out... This will get nasty*

 

Hmmm, want to participate in this war I did not. Alas, begun this Muffin War has...

Opening his cloak, he reveals another sweet delicacy from the Island, and even more lethal than the dreaded Alcapurrias... a large pan full of TEMBLEQUE!!!

A fistful leaps from the pan and into his hand. He carefully takes aim at wishnud...

 

//Stumbles forward falling right on the Muffin Catapult.

Ouch, that Rafa has more tricks up his sleeve than Jar-Jar Binks has clear thoughts.
But lets see if he anticipated this!

//Takes his only muffin and loads the catapult with it. Now, where's Rafa? Clears the crumbs out of his vision. There he is! Standing just a step away from the catapult! Moves the aim of the catapult straight at Rafa. *laughs evily* DODGE THIS!
The catapult fires and the muffin flies in thru the air. Not very long though until it is intercepted by Rafa's forehead.
REVENGE IS MINE!

 

(Hey ppl, I've noticed you have introduced various puertorrican typical foods... from now on, before using them, explain what they consist of, so our friends can get a better idea what hit them. )

Rafa gets slapped right in the middle of his face with the muffin. It was a move he didn't expect. He started to plan his next move...

 

//Begin planning his next move but realizes that he doesn't have any muffins left. Looks around for some more muffins but are unable to find any and finally asks.

Doesn't anyone have any muffins left?

 

Rafa goes to the nearest grocery store with a bag ready to be filled of muffin material. He returns home and starts baking lots of muffins.

 

Could you bake some for me?