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Down the Sn'aala Hole We Go (NJO: Brodey/Kyp/Jaina/Jag) NEW STORY IS UP!

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by NarundiJedi, Jul 20, 2002.

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  1. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    [face_shocked]

    Commando? Hoooooboy. This will be interesting.

    SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM!

    (Ok, I know that's not how you do it, but I couldn't resist! 8-}

    Stryke
     
  2. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    I think Winky Debauchery wants to come out to play. ;)

    [image=http://www.rpi.edu/~orsakj/njneedsawebcamwink.jpg]

    I remember when this place had tons of spam. And poor JSD got about 117 Active Topic Notifications for it! :p Sorry about that, sweetie! ;)

    Jae Angel
     
  3. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *taps mike*

    Attention, Attention. Clean-up on Aisle 4.

    We will now return you to your original program.... ;)

    Stryke
     
  4. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Where did that come from? :eek:

    I think I should clarify: Spam in here is okay, as long as it's all about partying and going commando and things like that. ;) Sort of like my Docking Bay. :D

    Jae Angel
     
  5. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    See why I said 'we will now return you to your original program'?

    PARTY ON!

    *begins dancing to a techno beat that only she can hear...*


    Stryke
     
  6. Obi_Wans_love_child

    Obi_Wans_love_child Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Now if i stay commando will there be dollar bills removed. Oh and I love to play with winky Jess. :D

    OWLC
     
  7. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Techno, eh? My kind of music! What kind of dance do you listen to, if any? ;)

    Jae Angel

    ED: OWLC, go and find a pole. You know we love to see you do that dance you do. ;)
     
  8. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Dance? hmmmmmm.....

    Do Tango, Samba, and Funky just-get-down-and-dance count?

    Stryke
     
  9. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Yup. I'm partial to the "Funky Get Down and Dance" kind. My favorite CD series is a Funky House Disco collection called "Disco Kandi" ;)

    Jae Angel
     
  10. Obi_Wans_love_child

    Obi_Wans_love_child Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Please let me go and properly oil up first and then i shall do proper dancing with that pole over there.

    OWLC
     
  11. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Such a good boy. Always pays attention to protocol. ;)

    In case anybody doesn't know him yet, this is my sexy beta, OWLC. :p

    Jae Angel
     
  12. Obi_Wans_love_child

    Obi_Wans_love_child Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just as she is my sexa Beta. I pay homage to her and burn a scanty pair of undies in her honor.

    OWLC
     
  13. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    I'm sure we scared a whole lot of people by now! :p Hehe. Don't be afraid of us! The last post is two pages back, for those who haven't checked it out yet. ;)

    Jae Angel
     
  14. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Here it is, the TRAILER! :eek: :D ;)


    [hr]


    The following preview is rated PG-13 for adult situations and language by the FFAA (Fanfic Association of America ;) )

    [black screen]

    Siri: I hope you die painfully, rotting from the inside out.

    [cuts to shot of Siri smiling venomously at Brodey before slamming the door in his face]

    [cuts to Anja poking her head out her door, looking frazzled because her boyfriend is calling at this hour]

    Anja: (exasperated) Brodey! Now isn?t a good time!

    Brodey: (sticks his foot in the door to prevent it from slamming) When is a good time, Anja? Tell me that?

    Anja: (yells angrily)Whatever is best for you with your BUSY schedule! Now, if you?ll excuse me, I was busy.

    [slams door]

    Kyp: (standing in the corner with his balled-up clothes covering his nether-regions) Is he gone?

    [Anja rolls her eyes at him]

    Narrator V/O: Brodey Narundi is a man with many problems. Some are obvious. . .

    [cuts to shot of Brodey?s grandfather tossing him against a wall during training]

    Gramps: You?re a stupid twit. You know that?

    [cuts to shot of Siri yanking Brodey?s head back to whisper menacingly in his ear]

    Siri: I hate you. Call me that again and I?ll kill you.

    Brodey: It?d be better than having to look at your ugly face all the time. . .sweet cheeks

    [Siri yanks harder]

    Brodey: Augh!

    Narrator V/O: And some are not so obvious. . .

    [cuts to shot of Kyp and Anja necking, pressed up against the hull of his X-wing]

    Jaina: Ahem! [crosses her hands over her chest] Just because I?m not Brodey doesn?t mean it?s okay to do it in front of me.

    Kyp: Get outta here, Solo!

    Jaina: Okay. I?m going to tell Brodey that you?re groping his pregnant girlfriend!

    Anja: (with her lips still glued to Kyp?s, waving one hand frantically to dissuade Jaina) Nuhunhh!

    Jaina: Well, nobody else is going to tell him? You don?t think that?s just a little bit wrong?

    Narrator V/O: Then there are some things that he just can?t control . . .

    [cuts to scene of Brodey, Siri, and Gramps sitting around the dinner table. Brodey is gawking at Siri in her low-cut top]

    Brodey: Please pass the breasts . . . (balks as he realizes what he?s said and that he?s staring at her)

    Siri: (Looking annoyed) Excuse me?

    Gramps: (Slaps him on the back) Way to go!

    [cuts to argument between Brodey and Anja]

    Anja: Why don?t you just admit you want to jump her?

    Brodey: (shouts) Jump who?

    Anja: (groans) Siri, of course!

    Brodey: You?re insane. I?m not talking to you . . .

    Narrator V/O: In a time of exciting change . . .

    [cuts to scene of Wes Janson explaining an idea in front of a group of pilots]

    Wes: It?ll be a fashion show charity event! We can raise money for Adumari refugees!

    Wedge: Sounds too good. There must be a catch.
    Wes: Right you are! We?ll raise money by wearing THESE! (flourishes expectantly) Hobbie, you?ve gotta come out and show the fellas!

    [Hobbie comes out wearing a chartreuse ball gown]

    Wedge: Oh force . . . (smacks forehead)

    Narrator V/O: And perilous new discoveries . . .

    [cuts to scene of Brodey and Siri in a containment laboratory]

    Siri: See this container marked ?HazMat??

    Brodey: Yeah.

    Siri: I?m going to mix it into your food at lunch. You can be the Vong?s first victim.

    Brodey: Cute.

    Narrator V/O: Only one man is stupid enough to not realize the obvious . . .

    Siri: You idiot! She?s pregnant! And she?s boinking Kyp!

    Brodey: (jaw drops) I?m going to kill him! I can?t believe he knocked up MY girlfriend!

    Siri: (bitterly) I guess you missed the memo that they were together, since you?ve been spending more time with me than with her. And the baby?s yours.

    Brodey: (Advances on her) If this is some sort of
     
  15. Obi_Wans_love_child

    Obi_Wans_love_child Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Blue and pink dresses? I always thought Kyp was more of a Winter. :p

    I cant wait for it NJ.

    OWLC
     
  16. rogue11lovesjag

    rogue11lovesjag Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ROFLMAO and loving every minute of it.

    ~Rogue
     
  17. LianaMara

    LianaMara Jedi Master star 4

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    I luv it! Especially the dresses, and Wes, and Adumari refugees! Totally wonderful. :D ;)
     
  18. Jaina_Solo_Durron

    Jaina_Solo_Durron Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ebebebebebehehehejehnrjadhflsafjd...

    Goodness, NJ, I do believe that's one of the funniest things I have ever read. No seriously. *rubs head from where it hit the ground while falling off the chair*

    sweeeeeeet..."Please pass the breasts" hehehehe...I am SOO looking forward to this. So. Looking. Forward. Oh yeah.

    *shoves 50 dollar note down OWLC's...umm...whatever he'd wearing. Or if he isn't, well... ;)*

    -JSD
     
  19. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    OWLC - I always thought Kyp would be more of an autumn, but blue is such a wonderful color. ;)

    rogue - There will be many Wraiths and Rogues, and hopefully there will be much ROFL for you! :D I figure that with Wes, you can't really go wrong. ;)

    Liana - You can thank OWLC for the Adumari idea. ;) I was like "How do I put these boys in drag?" and of course it was all Wes Janson's fault. [face_mischief]

    JSD - I'm glad you liked it! :) I couldn't believe some of the stuff in that trailer! It's going to be fun to write, that's for sure! ;) I just think it may be a lot to handle . . . :p

    There are other funny parts that aren't a part of that trailer, but I'll get to those when I get there. ;)

    Jae Angel
     
  20. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ok, NJ. That was AWESOME!!!

    Too good to just be a trailer...

    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]

    The dresses..*snicker* pink and blue...*giggle* Hobbie in a ball gown...*falls off of chair laughing*

    That was too good, mate!

    TKJ
     
  21. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    Thank you, Stryke! :D I'm having nightmares as I imagine poor Hobbie modeling that gown! [face_laugh] I think I may have out-done myself with that one. ;)

    Jae Angel
     
  22. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The strange thing is, I have NO PROBLEM seeing Hobbie, Wes, or even Wedge in a ball gown. It's Tycho I can't imagine.

    Try this one on for size: Corran Horn comes waltzing out onto center stage, wearing a slinky green evening dress with a huge bow in the back, his hair done up in a "Southern Belle" do, 3-inch high heels, and mascara.

    Oh, can't forget the lightsaber. It's dangling from a rhinstone-studded purse, slung over his shoulder...

    Stryke
     
  23. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    I agree. Tycho seems like the straight arrow of the bunch. I can totally see Corran in a curly blonde wig with ringlets and a hoop skirt. ;) There was always something funky about that boy. :p

    Jae Angel
     
  24. TenelKaJedi

    TenelKaJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Too right! I still like him though.

    Stryke
     
  25. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    I dunno if I'd go so far as to say I like Corran. He's too opinionated for me. ;) But he can be useful when an opinion is needed. :p

    Jae Angel
     
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