Dr. Watson...Paging Dr. Watson...

Did you know that when I type in "Dr. Watson" on Google, it gives me this?

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Hmmmmm, awful strange hat he's wearing, wouldn't you say?

Jae Angel

 

Not really. I've seen John walking around the backyard with it on. That and his balogna pants.

 

That was an idea I was working on. It was supposed to be a decorative way of combining an umbrella hat with the double beverage holding helmet. I got a little out of hand with the add ons. Especially the French byciclist. What was I thinking?

As for the bologna pants, those were necessary to wear around my mustard underwear.

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Well I certainly am fond of your pimento loaf shoes.

 

If you think that invention is something, you should see the gelatinous nutrient bed I made. In theory, you should be able to sleep in it and absorb all the minerals, proteins, and nutrients you need while you sleep, and then you wouldn't need to eat during the day. It's far more efficent than the current 3 meals a day routine.

Plus, the gelatin can be scented to smell like new car, so everywhere you go, people will think you just came from the car dealership.

Don't ask me about the manually operated toilet paper wheel though. It didn't turn out so good.

 

I was going to mention that, John. I used your bathroom the other day and almost had to be taken to the ER after using it.

I'm fine now, but I had to spend some time in your sensory deprivation jello tub to ease the pain.

You need some more lemon, by the way.

 

Yeah, that wheel really needs some type of moisturizer.

I had a friend who spent too long in the sensory deprivation tank, and he ended up losing all his human characteristics and turned into a savage beast that went wild on the town. In the end, it was only a woman's love that could bring him back.

 

John, this brings me back to our poopimon days. mmm hats

 

That's a wonderful woman.

And so's this.
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Yes! Those were some crazy hat days.

Speaking of crazy hats, does anyone own a crazy straw? I'm thinking about investing in one.

 

I love crazy straws. Especially when crazy people use them.

 

what about a crazy Crazy Straw hat?

 

Brilliant!

Especially if the crazy people drink from crazy straws in the crazy house wearing crazy shoes!

 

Woody Woodpecker, that guy was crazy.

 

Nah, homey...you so crazy.

 

I owe all my craziness to crazy straws, Woody Woodpecker, and sniffing paint thinner.

Just kidding. Drugs are bad kids. So is paint thinner. Unless you're thinning paint or removing the gooey residue of a sticker. Then it's totally radical. Yeah!

//gleams the cube

 

John, how is the sock tan removal going? Are you mowing the lawn in thongs yet? And I don't mean the bathing suit, thong, the footwear.

 

I've seen him, and it's both Kate. That and a round of psychiatric treatment for onlookers.

 

Wow. That's wrong. On so many levels.

 

Someone told me to wear thongs on my feet when I was outside, but I made the mistake of trying to wear tongs instead. At least now I can serve salad with my feet.