Drama queen reporting of the day...

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"I never envisaged I would be seeing my own insides," he said.

"When you actually see your tendons, muscles and nerves, it looks like wire hanging out.

"I once saw a Spielberg movie where a soldier was shot and he looked at his wound with horror on his face. It is only in the last couple of days I realise just how he managed to capture this."

"The house is still spattered with blood and there's a bit of arm flesh on the front door. The whole thing has been traumatic."

 

lol

 

First it was a Squirrel now a Badger... what next?

 

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hmmmmmm....

 

you may all jest but you've never been attacked by a normally docile woodland creature.

i was once savaged by a mallard duck

that was no laughing matter i can tell you.

if it wasn't for the fact that it didn't hurt me i'd still be scarred to this day

 

@ Timmy

 

*cough*

Sorry to hear about your tradgedy Timmy

 

thanks for the symapthy


i won't tell you about the incident with the hedgehog as it's far too harrowing

 

I got savaged by a Guinie(sp?) pig once if it's any concelation Timmy.

@ hedgehog

 

Never mind killer creatures, what about the Plants, I've lost count of the amount of times that I have been viciously brutalised by marauding nettles and thuggish cacti.

Something must be done, nature is going wild, we'll NEVER survive