Dream a Little Dream (Jaina Solo AU fic, pre NJO - *sniffle* Completed, 6/24!)

Where have all the song ranters gone??

Into Hershey's Cookies and Creme!

No, really... WHERE IS SABER AND TSL?!?!?!?!?!

 

Well... Now I know where Saber is, but...

TSL is still AWOL, as is everyone's favorite authoress Snuggles...


I'M LONELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

**pats JF06 on back** It's okay, my sister will be back soon, I think... I hope...

 

Yay!

*cuddles bunnies and settles down to wait for bestest*

 

new postie soon?

 

Dude! A Queen of Numenor was in my thread!

Um, anyway...

Sorry I haven't posted in so long (well, that's not redundant at all!). I've been insanely tired lately... if I hadn't already had mono, I'd be worried. Since I've got today and Monday off for Easter, I'll see if I can get a new post going. It will either be the second-to-last, or the very last post of this story.

Also, I've been meaning to talk to you all... Come now, gather 'round... just take a seat on the rug, that's good... here, have some Hershey's Kisses... All right. After some conversations with my beta as to where the story is going, I decided that the ending to Dream a Little Dream would be... a cliffhanger.

But fear not! For there will indeed be a sequel! And it won't be one of those evil, "Omigosh, what just happened?! Who just died?!" cliffhangers. No, I'm talking about more of an ESB cliffé. And we all loved the ESB cliffé, didn't we?

Just... *starts backing away* ...wanted you all to know.... *runs out the back door*

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*chases after Snuggles*

evilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevilevil!!!!!!!!













Just kidding. Just glad there's gonna be a sequel...

 

THE FACES GOT SQUISHED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ah, good. I wasn't killed. I'm lucky I have such understanding readers.

*hands out some marshmallow Peeps* HAPPY EASTER!!!

 

Snuggles, I was just noticing the quote in your sig... We just read that in English!

*eats Peeps*

Sooo... when's the next post?

 

I'm so sorry, JF06!!!!!!!!!!! Evil DRL kept me from the Song Ranter's noble work... Yeah, right. Really, though, I just haven't had a chance to get to the boards. I have a new Song Ranter TSL special, but its on my school network. Maybe I can remember it and type it up here. But, anyway, this is a really funny one that is NOT mine, but I just happened to find:

"Pretty Fly for a White Guy" now "Pretty Annoyed, for a Small Droid."

Author: Steven Cavanagh


You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
and all his friends say he's quite annoyed, for a small droid.

(Tee doonta mishka artoo de to a)
Y'know it's kind of hard just to be an astro droid
He's under lots of stress, and he's never heard of Freud
He may be short with people, he may seem quite rude
but if you listen up, I'll explain his attitude!

Hey he's comin' through, y'know his name's Artoo
and he's motivated cause his MOTIVATOR'S NEW!
He's been saving lives, fixing hyperdrives
the R2 way, the R2 way
He's "the man", y'know, in a two-droid show
and he has to put up with that PRISSY THREEPIO
so grab your welder, please and
hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!

You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
but all his friends say he's quite annoyed, for a small droid.

He's hanging with Skywalker, who's really quite a dud,
Got lost out in the snow, now he's crashed them in the mud
Been spat and shot and kidnapped, mechanically abused
It isn't any wonder why this droid is feeling used!

What they do to him, it would make your head spin
and he's a great chess player, but he LETS THE WOOKIEE WIN
but he's just the thing, to ride in your X-Wing
He saves the day, he'll save the day
He took down a Hutt, so keep your fat mouth shut
because he takes no lip and he zaps EWOKS IN THE BUTT
If your legs come in threes, then
hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!

He got this disposition, by taking lots of crap
And hanging out of X-Wings when they fall into a trap
Friends say he's treated like dirt on a hyperspace trip
and when it don't work then he, has, to fix the ship!

You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
You're a feisty little one <booBEEP> <booBEEP>
(ne jabba no vada dia wanna wanna wanga)

We know he's the man, he don't give a damn
Because he's one cool droid and he PROJECTS A HOLOGRAM
Lotta tools inside, he's bona fide
the R2 way, the R2 way
He's been made of tin, looks like a garbage bin
With a little space that you can HIDE A SABER IN
so grab your welder, please
you Artoo wannabees
Put skates onto your knees and
hey (hey) do that Artoo thing!

****************



I loved that one!

 

That was great!!!

WELCOME BACK, TSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now all we need is Saber... and she's supposed to be back, but she's not...

 

heh..
that was pretty cool..
nice rhyming

 

EEK!!!!!!!! WHERE IN ALL CORELLIAN HELLS HAS MY BESTEST GOT TO????????????????

I know TSL's back and singin', but... where's Saber??



Oh, yeah... UP!!!

 

okie...can we have a new postie though (pweese?)

jade

 

Even though I'm convinced that you're out to kill me, Danni, talkiin' about leavin' the story on a cliffhanger and all like that , I still do want a post!!!

 

new postie soon?

 

No post yet. Stupid school! It's crazy! I had to do five pages of worksheets last night for Biology! Grr! And now we're reading this insanely depressing book called Night in English class. . . Stupid school! STUPID! I might be able to get something written this weekend. . . But I refuse to work on Friday, and you're all just gonna have to deal with it! Tonight I'm going to write up my part of the entertainment for the FF Awards, and on Friday, I'm just gonna sit back and watch the fun. So there!

Now that my moment of whining is over, I'd like to once again thank you all for your infinite patience.

Hehehe, great song, TSL!

 

This thread seems a bit dead (understandably so, since I haven't posted in an eternity ), but I just wanted to drop in and let you all know that Dream a Little Dream got second place for Most Imaginative Story last night at the FF Awards. I consider this a great honor, and to everyone who voted for me, thank you sooo much! *hugs all around*

 

HOORAY FOR SNUGGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws confetti and chocolate*

This really is a great story! You deserved to get that award.

Oh, and Saber is now back, so the song-ranters will soon restart our activities and keep this thread upped.

 

so...... are we going to get a new postie soon?

 

Eep!!!

The other third of the Song-ranter's Society is back! You can all go back to your lives now!!

**looks around**

Soooo, I've had my arm in a sling for about a year, and still no post? Oh well- nice to see that I was missed

 

I've got a song! I've got a song!

To the tune of "Jenny from the Block":

Don't be fooled by the saber that I got
I'm still, I still Jaina from the 'scant
Used to fight the Imps, now I fight the Vong
No matter where I go I know Jag is really hot

It's a work in progress

 

Up up up up up up up
Up up up up up up up
Up up up up up up up
Up up up up up up up
Up up up up up up up
Up up up up up up up.

That scintillating song with the imaginative lyrics is set to the tune of the classic "Twinle, Twinkle, Little Star," just in case you couldn't tell. Although, how could you not be able to?

*bows to the thundrous applause*

 

*gives Jaina_06 (and JadeSolo) thundrous applause* Hehe, you guys are the best.

Aww, I'm sorry about your arm, Saber. But it's great to have you back! Sorry I don't have a post yet, school's been a big [censored]. Plus, one of my "friends" is also being a major [censored], and for some reason it's causing me to not be able to focus on much. *fumes*

But I reeeeeeeally want to finish this story soon and get started on the sequel... I always finish what I start! Through rain and sleet and writer's block! *shakes a fist at Darth Lack-of-Inspiration*