FF:VIC Drunk Russians

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Nov 12, 2008.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    and what's with Vladmir Putin. What a guy. Fighting Siberian Tigers, saving gaggles of journalists, he probably trains Bears how to FIGHT on the weekends, making Judo DVDs, invading genocidal neighbours and generally promoting a foreign policy predicated on arsehattery.

    I IZ PUTIN. I IZ IN UR ANCIENT FORESTZ; BURNING ALL UR TREES.

    But really, it's all a front for the true plan going on.

    Those stoic bloody expressions. They want to destroy humour! They're being so precious in Russia, you see, so infantile and self-absorbed, that they must maintain PURITY of expression lest they drop the bundle and it all falls apart!

    What's more, they hate kittens and drink alcohol brewed from potato. STARCH JE! Need we say more? Diabetes is a soviet plot. Perhaps Obama is involved.

    At any rate, I'm excited about the prospect of Putin trained FIGHTING BEARS and the impact they can have on Scandanavian Crime. It's like the X-Files, but in the snow, and hibernating during the non-ratings season.

    JE, can HUMOUR be saved from these precious DRUNKS?!!
  2. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    Vintage Fatty Vautin....

    PHWOARR, bloody hell, some of the absolute sharpest work there Brian, PHWOARRR. Humour!! That's what these threads are about! Man some people take themselves a bit too seriously. PHWOARR..

    Fighting Bears!! ANIMALS. INDUSTRY. SLAUGHTER. MEN WITH GUNS. SHOOTING. PUTIN. RUSSIAN. IMPERIALISM. EMPIRICISM. SOCIALISM. PHWOARRR.
  3. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Would you say he'd be a fan of quality lumber products JE? Your man?
  4. Thok Force Ghost

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    May 24, 2002
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    I want to have Putin's children.
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