FF:QLD drunk ? to be sure to be sure

ahhh st patties day has rolled around again yay another reason to get rollin drunk (not that we need a reason)
so what are all you little people doin tonight ? me well I will be on a mayjor pub crawl around all the irish pubs tonight so if I see any of you around forgive my behavour

Maybe

Only if you buy me a few driks.

I'm not drunk! That's just a rumour, spread by those who I have fallen over!

What ever you say buddy

Quiet you!

ok

You gave in to easy . . . something's wrong.

Nah, nothings wrong, everthing is how it's supposed to be.

Why don't I believe you . . .

*Say it slowly and sarcastically*

Because you are an Ewok.

Why does every conversation between the three of us always end up degenerating to an ewok-biased statement?

What! Your an Ewok?

Maybe . . .

Flippy Nora your an Ewok! Well call me Neville and tickle me pink, I never knew.

I'd rather not, I don't want a repeat of last time. I was mentally scared for life after that.

Yeah sorry about that, won't happen again.

So ahh anybody for coffee?

Yeah sure, why not.

short black? Latte'? Cappucino?

I like a good esspreso

Yes thanks.

There you go. Would you like a chocolate biscuit aswell?

Oh sure, bribe me with a cookie. <grabs biscuit and starts to eat it> Well, it's not going to work buddy.

Maybe a packet of chocolate biscuits will entice you.

A whole packet you say, hmmmmmm. Maybe.


<grabs packet and runs>