drunk yet again

Discussion in 'Toronto, ON' started by Darth_Shaun, Jun 14, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Shaun Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    this time...i am really hammered!

    Edit: This kind of thread is not allowed, you are promoting posting while being under the influence. We have a family friendly message board here.
  2. Elewyn Jedi Master

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    Apr 23, 2002
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    good grief. and you posted this why???
  3. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2002
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    to torment us working stiffs who cant drink becuase of the beforementioned work. good work my young apprentice
  4. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 29, 2001
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    Yes, we of the Lush Side of the Force should be wary of advertising our drinking TOO much...

    Least we break the code;

    However, in rebutal, our newest memeber should not feel bad.

    Indeed not son, pay no heed to Elewyn, she comes from a magical fairy land, without liquor, where tasty meats like pork and bacon come from the same magical animal....

    :p

    *Makes a mental roll call*

    Kerry.
    Dan.
    Duker.
    Shaun.
    Myself.

    Hmmmm...

    Seven more lushes and we could form a council with a big beer keg in the middle...

    We could hold court, discussing matters of galactic import while dipping big metal beer steins into the keg....

    Ja!
  5. One_More_Shadow Jedi Knight

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    Apr 30, 2002
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    Uh... no comment. :)

    But really, DD, when the hell did us Lush Knights get a code?? The whole reason there's always two, master and apprentice, is because we're usually so drunk we're always seeing double. Though I do like the idea of a council with a keg in the centre. After one or two, I think we'd all be talking like Yoda.

    --

    "Four Krustys!"

  6. Darth_Surly Jedi Master

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    May 10, 2002
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    DD doesn't need ANY drinks to talk like Yoda. Scary.
  7. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    Oct 29, 2001
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  8. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2002
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    you forgot dancin ken, and jake.
  9. Darth_Surly Jedi Master

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    May 10, 2002
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    So all we need now are four more, and our council will be complete...

    *Evil cackle*
  10. Darth_Shaun Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    Yeah, I guess I should stay off my computer on those late nights when I get home.

    Note to self: No more drunk posts!

    This has been a public service message from the lush side.
  11. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Yes, four more.... but we get more beer each without four more. Difficult decision.
  12. The_Last_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    May 6, 2002
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    Gentlemen of the Lush, I am honoured for your having considered me worthy to join the Lush side of the force.

    I have a bartending certificate, and the knowledge to make/mix virutally any alcohol. Those will be my special powers, ok? And, you can call me Darsh Sentury, as I am one of the few people at my University (Western) who has completed the endurance testing Century club.

    This is of course, only if you see me worthy. What are the trials for entrance? Any tests? How may I prove myself, my lieges?
  13. Darth_Shaun Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 24, 2002
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    another wanting member of the lush side.....interesting.

    our numbers grow as do our powers.

    let the drinking begin.......
  14. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 29, 2001
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    *Duker Duck holds up a one faced card*

    Last Warrior;

    "A shot glass.*

    *Changes to another card*

    Last Warrior;

    "Martini glass."

    *Replaces card yet again*

    Last Warrior;

    "A pilsner glass."

    *Puts cards away and nods to Darth_Digital*

    Darth Digital;

    "Hmmmm. How feel you?"

    Last Warrior;

    "Thirsty sir."

    Darth2-D2;

    "Be mindful of your drinking choices."

    Darth_Surly;

    "Your thoughts dwell on beer, as opposed to liquor."

    Duker Duck;

    "Be wary of mixing."

    Last Warrior;

    "What does THAT have to do with drinking?"

    Darth_Digital;

    "Everything! Mixing leads to disorentation, disorentation leads to sickness, sickness, leads to the toilet..."

    *John Williams fan fare plays*

    :p

  15. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Worthy you maybe. Perhaps we should put you to the test just as the Mob did Bart after he stumbled into their hide out.

    Make us a martini, and make sure it is a good one. I haven't had one before and I wouldn't want a legendary drink disrespected.

    And which is better in comparison, Flaming Homer or a flaming moe? I hope you caught the liquor bottle labels in that episode.
  16. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    Oct 29, 2001
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    Mace Windu;

    "Try lighting it with your saber."

    *Does so, and drinks flamming Windu*

    Yoda;

    "Hmmph! A party in my mouth, invites everyone it does..."

    :p
  17. The_Last_Warrior Jedi Knight

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    May 6, 2002
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    Darth Digital--That council room parody had me laughing my ass off.

    A martini could be made. Or I could have my entire body tatooed in the Lush colours....

    Also, I know it's early, but I already have an apprentice, One_More_Shadow, whom just last night I introduced to a few variations possible with Crown Royal.

    In short, my Lords, you will find me to be a valuable and dedicated Lush.













    Please let me in. Please, please, please, please, please!!! I beg of you! Oh won't you let me live!


  18. One_More_Shadow Jedi Knight

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    Apr 30, 2002
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    Yeah, then I introduced those variations to my bathroom when I got home. I even kneeled down like Vader before the Emperor. But I didn't really have time to get out the whole 'What is thy bidding, my master?' bit.

    And yet I still want to be a Lush Lord.

    The dark side really is the most powerful.

    Drink please!
  19. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2002
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    The last warrior: masters, I wish to train this one more shadow.

    Darth2-D2: Are sure about this one, he may be too old.

    Duker Duck: I sence great puking in this one.

    Darth Digital: Yes but he was introduced to various alcohols too fast.

    Darth Surly: If he keeps to path of the beer, he will not turn his head to the toilet again.

    Darth2-D2: I propose a vote, I say BURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP, I mean yeah whatever...... what do you all say????
  20. TopGun2001 Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 25, 2001
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    I sense much beer in you.....
  21. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Join our ranks say I. Much fun have we at TT. Room booked, gather Lush siders there.
  22. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 9, 2002
    star 4
    Be warned we do not do the following:

    happy dances of any kind: may spill beer.

    secret hand shakes or signs: may spill beer.

    pledges or drawn out speeches: may get in the way of drinking beer.

    pay dues: gets in the way of paying for beer.
  23. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 25, 2001
    star 4
    Darth2, you forgot our secret hand shake.

    *picks up beer does a cheers gesture with the mug, takes a drink*
  24. Darth_Shaun Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    Ah..ahem...cough cough...excuse...me...

    hello?

    remember me...darsh shaun? i posted the topic while feeling far too drunk and then passing out...remember me? part of the lush side i thought?

    hmmm...no respect i see. how quickly they forget. maybe it is time to consider joining another side of the force....or starting anew...my brothers have left me out....for the last time!
  25. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 25, 2001
    star 4
    Darth Shaun, lack sight you do. Not forgotten, but meerly not presenting. No one remembers a quiet drunk. Only the loud abnocious drunks are remembered.
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