drunk yet again

Discussion in 'Toronto, ON' started by Darth_Shaun, Jun 14, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    Oct 29, 2001
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    *Kat darts across plank*

    Darth_Plastered;

    "Nyla never told you what happened to Christina..."

    Kat;

    "She told me enough!"

    *Grabs on to weather vane*

    Kat;

    "She told me YOU corrupted her!"

    Darth_Plastered;

    "No. I am your twin!"

    Kat;

    "No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!"

    Darth_Plastered;

    "Search my blood-alcohol level, you know it to be true!"

    Kat;

    "Nooooooooooo! Nooooooooooooo!"

  2. Kenobi2 Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    We now know the secret of the sith. They are wasted and easy pickings!
  3. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    The Darsh order ranks are set. As Captain of the Kegs I hearby annex liquor bottles under my captainage too.

    Although as the Bartender Darsh Sentry has complete access to my hordes.

    And we are nto Sith Ken, meerly Lush.
  4. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2002
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    think of it this way if evil is alcohol, then the sith drink martini's while we drink kegs and kegs
  5. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    Alcohol isn't evil. Its the bombad generals in public office that raised the price of beer by 90 cents a case that are...

    And I don't even want to start about cigarette price increases...

    :(

  6. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Good thing I only drink and don't smoke.
  7. Jedi_Kat Jedi Master

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    Jan 6, 2002
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    What kind of nonsense just occured here? I'm not part of the Lush Side...I'm leader of the Short Side! Confused I be....
  8. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    Kat;

    "I confused."

    Wil;

    "That's good! You've taken your first step into a enebreated world..."

    :p
  9. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    sounds like two steps forward ,one step back to me
  10. Woofer Jedi Master

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  11. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Woofer... come over to the Lush side. I knwo you want this nice, ice cold, refreshing beer.
  12. Jedi_Kat Jedi Master

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    Jan 6, 2002
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    *Kat seems to have wandered into Bizarro World*

    "It's cold...and there are wolves after me."
  13. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Nope, thats Max, my 8 month old puppy.
  14. Psiberian Jedi Knight

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    Well, the Lush Side definitely has one obvious power: The ability to usurp (or create) a thread, and make it really big really fast... ;)
  15. Elewyn Jedi Master

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    *Christina reads the thread*... wait a second...if i'm Kat's "twin"...then that makes me......

    :eek:

    *Christina wonders if she has just changed allegiances to the force without knowing it*

    i blame you sheepman!!!
  16. Darth_Shaun Jedi Master

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    May 24, 2002
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    The lush side has started to take over. a few new members have started to join the ranks.

    elewyn has joined unknowingly...fooled by the sith who have blurred everything with the power of alcohol.

    who would have thought this thread would turn into this?

    cheers....
  17. Darth_Surly Jedi Master

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    May 10, 2002
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    Hmmm...I like that my role is undefined.

    I'm sort of behind-the-scenes working things, opening beers, revealing giant bottles of vodka.

    I guess I'm the 'Phantom Menace' of the lush side!
  18. prof_frink Jedi Knight

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    I can't believe this has made it to 3 pages!

    Must ... add ... more ... simpsons ... quotes
  19. Darth_Digital Jedi Master

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    And brothers, does she have bottles of Vodka!

    :)
  20. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Look now available the lush game... this is a real game I found so enjoy

    http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Games/beer.zip

  21. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Url no work. Need game. Must have beer.zip
  22. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    Feb 9, 2002
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    url work now, beer.zip you will have, go to bar now I must
  23. DARTH2-D2 Jedi Master

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    did u try it again..........

    http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Games/beer.zip

    go to bed must I
  24. Duker_Duck Jedi Master

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    Jul 25, 2001
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    Yes, good game Beer.zip, BUT CURSE THE MILK AND COOKIES!!!

    I always fall for the cookies, god damn bakery goodies so good.
  25. Elewyn Jedi Master

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    Apr 23, 2002
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    TWO BITE BROWNIES!!!! now thats the stuff!!!
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