drunk yet again

yeap, elewyn is on my rythm, don't forget the caramel coffee cakes, the golden pound cakes, the sponges cakes, the double butter shortbread cookies and ARGH!!! LOOK WHAT YOU STARTED!!!

a festival of Bozo the Clown-look-a-likes? Who would do such a thing? And why? He'd have to investigate further.

CLOWNS?!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH etc.

*Kat runs screaming from the thread*

don't worry, Kat. They weren't real clowns..they just looked like them.

Clowns eh.... *pulls out UMP 45* Let's see them dance.

clowns don't dance, they're no friends of his!

They do if their lives are at risk. Everyone does. Except Dancin Ken but he's already Dancing.

LMOA at the DD Palpatine quotes....

But I don't want to be the bartender. I want to be the cool, young Lush. "He's clean cut, and just a little wild.....ah...if only someone could tame him..." Like, Darth Maul, but better looking.

I would, however, like to thank the coucil for it's decision to appoint One_More_Shadow as my Pad-a-wasted Learner. I will push him, and push him hard. With my leadership, he will be ready to face the trails by summer's end.

TT hotel it is. I will obtain a "special surprise" for the group to share.....

Homer-"Beer! How did you know?!?"

Soundwave;

"Attention! Attention! The warrior human is bringing a special surprise to the Toronto Trek hotel room."

Starscream;

"At last! Now we can really party! I`ll have the Duck human post his hotel room door now for all to see and-"

Megatron;

"You fool, Starscream! We must be more discrete! Soundwave, take appropriate counter measures."

Soundwave;

"Yes Megatron."

*Pushes eject button*

Soundwave (Cont.)

"Frenzy: Eject. Operation: Communications interference...

*Ejects tape*

Starscream;

"I don`t understand mighty Megatron, why not tell all the Decepticons that we`ll have-"

Megatron;

"As usual, you disapoint me Starscream. The Autobots could intercept our plans. Soundwave, infrom the Duker Duck human to PM his hotel room ONLY."

Soundwave;

"Affirmative Megatron."

*Transforms into cassette player and broadcasts: OBVIOUS HINT HERE PEOPLE!!!!*

Does that mean no posting on the bulletin board downstairs we'll be having a party?

Soundwave;

"Ravage, eject. Operation: Door sentry."

Ready to pass the "trails"? Jake, you friggin' lush! Maybe I should be training you!

Bib Fortuna: "He's no Lush Lord."

Run for the hills...Will's speaking in quotations again!

BTW, Better looking than Daurth Maul? ...pfft, yeah right Jake

Looks aren't everything. Charm means alot more.

Cause that's all Duker has going for him!

ba dum bum ching! oh!

Sorry Kat, had to steal it off you, if only to get Jangofat to ask me what that means!

I got more then that Ken. *starts sharpening dagger*

not much to say this morning, got a slight head ache from last night.... but I have to do my part to see this thread reach 100

Ah yes the pain and suffering that is part fo the Lush side.

Tell me about it, I've never experienced it.

so is memory loss... who are you again

I am no one, you did not witness any murders last night. *waves hand around as if performing Jedi mind trick*

Dan; Mr. Duck; If you can stop bickering, could one of you plot us a course to Starbase 12?

*Alexander courage theme plays*

WTF DO YOU THINK THIS IS STAR TREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bicker, I see no bicker in front of me.... Liquer ih Liquer in front of me is a different sort of thing, Plot a course.. I dont think I can do it Captain.... Oh shot of Hard stuff.. Thats different... Here is to drinking where no man has drunk before......

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