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Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Darth_Shaun, Jun 14, 2002.

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  1. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ah, this thread has been seized as our "defacto, non-offical, en lieu of, Lush discussion thread,"

    For as long as we carry alcohol in our blood, forever, will this post be active.

    *Quickly polishes Tragic's and David's shoes*

    Ja whul!
     
  2. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Indeed. And as suggested by Psi on anothe rboard perhaps we shoudl amke up Lush Lord Profiles for the members. You know have everyone post what they want theirs to say here and we'll take it a step from there.
     
  3. Darth_Shaun

    Darth_Shaun Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Yeah so we can get in more trouble for the promotion of booze.
    Now you can get your collector card of your favorite Lush Lord passed out.
    Are we onto something here?
     
  4. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yeap.

    And I doubt we cann, hell I even managed to endorse responsible drinking when making the Brutish Norht Lusheric Act, aka The Declaration of Lushdependence.
     
  5. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i agree... um just one question... what was is it im agreeing to again... last time this happened i woke up with coyoete ugly beside me and i dont mean a girl from the movie either.. i mean where i would rather chew off my own arm then rather wake her up to move her head....
     
  6. The_Last_Warrior

    The_Last_Warrior Jedi Youngling star 2

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    That Bios of the Lush Lords was MY idea!

    Besides, I don't think we can get into any trouble with that whole alcohol promotion thing. **Slips Tragic and Poobah each a $50* I've got it all under control. *Slips them each another*

    On another note, who here from the Lush will be heading back into the city late Saturday night? If no one will, I suggest that we make One_More_Shadow, my pad-a-wasted learner, go through the most rigorous Lush trial of them all: heading out to a Lush council gathering, watching the council become empowered in the Lush, while abstaining from becoming empowered himself. It'll be torture, it's perfect!!!

    Yoda: Only then, a Lush Lord, will he be.
     
  7. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That could work...

    I got this mental image of the Death Star firing sequence with all those dudes in black helmets throwing switches.

    Only in this circumstance, instead of a bunch of fleet troopers dodging the flash of the super laser;

    It`ll be a funnel with a long muzzel of kentuck burbon...
     
  8. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i dont like having sober people around when im drunk. unless its a bartender or waitress, but if they are drunk its more fun.... one new years eve I bought a tray of B52s for a 2 dollar bill and got back change for a 20.. figure the logic on that a tray of em must have been 30 shots. cost anout 4 bucks each
     
  9. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    you sure that wasn't 2 bills. ($200)

    And as for Saturday people can crash, fi they chip for the rooma dn don't mind the floor. It's carpetted.

    Just remember when the Sobe rperson leaves all his cab fares have to leave.
     
  10. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    no it was a two, and i bought four of them and then waitered off the shots for 4 a piece, i went in with $100 and came out with $700, a reserved sign, a beer jug, an ashtray and a waitress. what a night
     
  11. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You sure you didn't pass out and dream all this?
     
  12. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    nope, sure sounds like one but its not
     
  13. One_More_Shadow

    One_More_Shadow Jedi Youngling star 1

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    There's no way I'm going to our first official Lush Lord meeting and staying sober, Pada-wasted learner or not!!!

    --

    Han Solo: You like me because I'm a lush.
     
  14. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Remember contribute to the bill stay for the night.
     
  15. The_Last_Warrior

    The_Last_Warrior Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Hmmm, pay $10 to sleep on the floor, or pay $20 for a taxi to my nice warm comfortable bed......I believe I will stay. Yes, that's right, STAY! Then, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes! That's right, I will hug and kiss some poisonous SNAKES!!!!!








    :p


     
  16. The_Last_Warrior

    The_Last_Warrior Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Oh, and to One_More_Shadow:

    "You WILL learn your place young one."







    You think I'm joking?
     
  17. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hmm... poisonous snakes... It'll be hard to pull off but I think I can find a couple Masassauga rattlers, just remember the first bite tends to be a dry bite so there's no venom until two bites normally.

    BTW was that oen fo those short 3 inch tall elves or those annoying 6 foot ones?
     
  18. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hey why did this post stop for 4 days
     
  19. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It was a holiday weekend.

    Getting drunk offline as opposed to online.
     
  20. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wise for a sober though art Woofer.
     
  21. Darth_Shaun

    Darth_Shaun Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Long weekend yes.
    Lots of booze yes.
    Really drunk yes.
    Out of town yes.

    Late night posts no.

    No computers for me to get my hands on camping in our great north. Otherwise I might have to put a post up for my Lush brothers.

    Too bad I was outta town. I had hoped to meet some of you lushes and down a few pints.
    Next time.
     
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