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FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JediEnna, Mar 15, 2001.

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  1. JediEnna Jedi Master

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    Nov 25, 2000
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    For some reason I always end up stuck doing the dirty work, and since neither Ki nor Dsource wants to take the credit for it here I am posting this thread.

    The concept, as was explained to me, goes along these lines:

    The idea is to take a moment in one of the Star Wars movies and ask the question "What if this happened instead?". For example, what if Artoo and Threepio's escape pod was blasted to pieces when they were fleeing the Star Destroyer?

    Hmmm, like some parallel universe or something....cool.....start typing!
  2. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    QUI-GON: "Credits will do fine."
    WATTO: "Credits will-a do fine."
    QUI-GON: "You will deliver the parts to my ship immediately."
    WATTO: "I'll deliver the parts immediately!"
  3. DarthAttorney Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2000
    star 6
    Ponda Baba: Grunt.
    Dr Evanzan: He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
    Luke: I'm sorry.
    Dr Evanzan: You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on 12 systems.
    Luke: I'll be careful.
    Dr Evanzan: You be dead!
    Obi-Wan Kenobi: This little one's not worth the effort. Now let me get you something.
    Dr Evanzan: Well, OK. I am a little thirsty.
    Ponda Baba: (scratches arm)
  4. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Vader: Luke, I am your father!

    Luke: You....you are?

    Vader: Yes...yes I am

    Luke: Daddy!

    (Luke runs n gives Vader a big ol hug!)
  5. Teknobabel Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2000
    star 5
    Luke: ten thousand credits, we could buy our own ship for that!
    Obi: your right luke, lets go!
  6. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    Qui-Gon: ANAKIN! DROP!

    Anakin: Huh?
  7. JediGecko Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 4
    What if ...

    Amidala: Your honour, I am Queen Amidala.

    Boss Nass: How dare yousa tricken' ussen! Yousa to be pyoonished! Yousa all to pyoonished!

    And what if ...

    - Luke's saber got buried in snow in the Wampa's lair, and he couldn't find it.

    - Jar Jar picks up a lightsbaer instead of that pit droid, and acidentally activates it.

    - Anakin only just misses the entrance to the Federation Droid Control Ship.

    - Luke decided Artoo wasn't worth going after, and let him bugger off anyhow.

    - Luke saw Obi-Wan in his visions as a backwards speaking dwarf with red curtains.
  8. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    PIETT: Bounty hunters. We don't need that scum.

    VADER: Good point. [to the bounty hunters] The Empire no longer requires your service. To compensate you for your loss we will give each of you a 12 month subscription to New Order Magazine. We apologise for the inconvenience.
  9. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Mar 6, 2001
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    what if:
    -Luke missed the shot going to the Death Star's exhaust port?
    -Vader had taken that shot a little bit earlier?
    -Tarkin ordered Leia's death warrant a little bit earlier?
    -Luke didn't catch the lightsaber Artoo threw to him?
    -the Sarlacc got Lando?
  10. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Dec 27, 2000
    star 4
    Luke: Oh the helmet.( removes helmet) I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you. I'm here with Ben Kenobi.
    Leia:( Slightly intoxicated from the drug she was given) Oh thankyou! My hero!!!
    (starts removing Lukes Clothes in haste)

    ooooooooooooo...yukko!
  11. JediEnna Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 25, 2000
    star 4
    you have a sick imagination my friend.

    What if
    - the other droid hadn't had a bad motivator?
    - Luke went into Toschi station anyway?
    - He decided his uncle was right and that Ben really was a crazy old man?
  12. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Han: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side

    Obi Wan: Hey.....you're right! C'mon luke, lets go get us some cannons!
  13. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 30, 2000
    star 4
    "Spinning, that's a good trick......actually.....no, I might get sick..."
  14. maestrino Jedi Master

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    Feb 12, 2000
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    INT: IMPERIAL STARDESTROYER.

    An escape pod is seen speeding away on the viewscreen.

    CHIEF PILOT
    "There goes another one."

    CAPTAIN
    "Hold your fire. There are no life forms. It must have short-circuited."

    Pause while CAPTAIN thinks.

    CAPTAIN
    "... oh.. but actually... hang on, bugger it, shoot it down anyway. Better safe than sorry I always say."

    :D
  15. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Ben: I have something here for you. Your Father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it.

    Luke: What is it?

    Ben: It's your Father's podracing helmet..
  16. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Leia: I love you

    Han: I know...

    Vader: Awww.....u love each other? Oh, this isnt fair, let him out guys. Lets freeze the big carpet

    Chewie: Raaaaawwwrr???
  17. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Luke: You will bring Captain Solo and the Wookiee to me.
    Jabba: OK, sorry bout the mixup there...
  18. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Obi Wan: Use the Force Luke

    Luke continues his run

    Obi Wan: Trust your feelings

    Luke: DO you mind, Im trying to hit a really small hole here, and u arent helping!

    Obi Wan: Oh! Sorry!
  19. Dsource Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    C-3PO: You go on Master Luke, I'm done for.
    Luke: Ok, lets bail.
  20. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Dec 27, 2000
    star 4
  21. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    Emperor: I assure you, we are quite safe from your friends here!

    Luke: Really? Um.....Hey Dad? About that offer to join forces...
  22. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    TARKIN: Where is the hidden rebel base?
    LEIA: Yavin 4. They're on Yavin 4.
  23. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    (The trash compactor stops)

    Luke, Han, Leia: wooo! Yeah

    Threepio (listening over comlink): Oh listen to them artoo! Curse my metal body, I wasnt fast enough! (sigh) Oh well. We'd best make sure no one can tell we were using the system. Turn the compactors back on...
  24. Kalor_Voe Jedi Master

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    Jul 10, 2000
    star 4
    Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? Okay.
  25. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
    star 4
    Whoah!
    I was just in SW.com and their survey this week is: What if? and they have choices like, what if Greedo captured Han, r5d4 doesn't malfunction etc. Ki and I came up with this topic wayyyy before them, it was just that we were too lazy to post it..
    Oh well, why I'm here:

    Luke: Leia, hear me,
    Leia: Luke... Chewie turn the ship around
    Chewie: Rarrgh?
    Lando: What?
    Leia: I know where Luke is
    Lando: Yeah, so do I and I ain't goin back there
    Leia: Yeah, your right and I always did prefer Han anyway...
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