FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

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  1. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    (continued from Kis last one)

    Vader: My dear, andy excuse to see your butt is enough for me. Now bend over...
  2. Dsource Jedi Master

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    Jul 12, 2000
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    Ackbar: It's a trap!
    Lando: Funny, from where I'm sitting it looks like a Death Star...
    Ackbar: (to first officer) Take his wingman off him..
  3. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    Anakin: I had a dream I was a Super Saiyan. I went to planet Namek to stop the tyrant Lord Freiza.
    Qui-Gon: What the hell are you talking about.
    Anakin: *waves hand in the air* I didn't say that.
    Qui-Gon: (to Shmi) Thank you for your hospitality, but I left something cooking.
    Shmi: In your ship?
    Qui-gon: uh, yeah.
  4. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Yoda: Do, or do not ... there is no try.

    Luke: Uh, well in this here dictionary, it give a definition ... (clears throat) To attempt to do something.

    Yoda: Ooooh, word-book, yes ... used one of them, I have not!

    (Yoda grabs dictionary, reads)

    MmmmMMmmm ... Damned I be, yes ... try, there is! Right, you are: need my help, you do not!
  5. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters!

    Owen: Well, u didnt tell me that before did you?! NO! Go on then, and behave yourself!
  6. JediMasterKieca Force Ghost

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    *swivels around in black chair*

    Palpatine: I told you to remain on the command ship!

    Vader: You did? Oh....ok then...*wanders out of the room*

    *Palpatine looks either side before hitting a button; the chair starts spinning around*

    weeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee......
  7. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    PALPATINE: Welcome young Skywalker. I've been expeccting you. You'll no longer those.

    *uses the Force to take off Luke's belt*

    VADER: Don't worry son, it's just a little newbie hazzing. He'll get tired of picking on you after a while.
  8. Sith-Gecko Jedi Master

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Luke: i'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master.

    Grover (in place of Yoda) gives Luke a bowl of spaghetti

    Luke: No! Not bowl of Pasta! Jedi Master!

    Grover: OH ... well, Star Wars was bought to you by the letter "Q" and the number "8" ...
  9. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Obi Wan: Another pathetic life form...

    Qui Gon: Ok that's it Obi Wan get out, I'll take Jar Jar as my Padwan instead".
  10. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    *UP* in memory of great old threads.
  11. The_Poison_Monkey Jedi Master

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    ahhh. the memories.

    *Darth Maul is revealed behind the sliding doors*
    Qui-Gon: We'll handle this...
    *All square off*

    Darth Maul: Pickachu, I choose you!
    Qui-Gon: Now, Charmander!
    Obi-Wan: Go, Bulbasaur!
  12. ROE_Biggs Jedi Master

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    The rebels do what msot miltiary units would and have the newbie Luke fly cover for Biggs, Biggs blows up DS and is glorified forever more.


    Or
    Vader to Luke "Luke i am your mother"
  13. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this ina committee.

    *Palpy clears throat*

    Amidala: "What?"

    Palpy: "Well...actually u were. If you look in your contract here....and here.....and there."

    Amidala: "I'll be damned...."
  14. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Another glimpse of Anankin's "Dark Side".

    "I forgot you don't like to fly...."

    Anakin gets wicked grin on face and proceeds to dump Obi-Wan into the path of oncoming traffic [face_devil]

    SPLATTT :p
  15. Keith_Katarn Jedi Master

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    And what if the studio only had parking room for 6 cars? Would the Death Star still be destroyed ?? Or would they scrap the Trench Run altogether ??
  16. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Oooh can't wait to post some Ep2 "What if"s. :D
  17. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    Padme: Ani! My goodness you've grown!

    Anakin: Well, it's that outfit, I can;t help it. I KNEW I shouldnt have worn my tighter robes.
  18. mauls-menace Force Ghost

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    Dec 23, 2000
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    Nice one Scream, although shouldn't it be:

    Ani, my goodness your ....... growing! [face_devil]
  19. NejaaHalcyon Jedi Knight

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    Obi-Wan: He's getting...arrogant.

    *cut to Anaking dancing on a table*

    Anakin: WHO'S YO' DADDY, Y'ALL?!
  20. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 1, 2001
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    "Nice of you to dro....."
    <Obi Wan misses the speeder and falls to his death>
    "NOOOOO!!!!
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