FF:NSW Dsource's "what if" thread, sponsered by Ki-Bara-Mundi and posted by JediEnna (don't ask).

(continued from Kis last one)

Vader: My dear, andy excuse to see your butt is enough for me. Now bend over...

Ackbar: It's a trap!
Lando: Funny, from where I'm sitting it looks like a Death Star...
Ackbar: (to first officer) Take his wingman off him..

Anakin: I had a dream I was a Super Saiyan. I went to planet Namek to stop the tyrant Lord Freiza.
Qui-Gon: What the hell are you talking about.
Anakin: *waves hand in the air* I didn't say that.
Qui-Gon: (to Shmi) Thank you for your hospitality, but I left something cooking.
Shmi: In your ship?
Qui-gon: uh, yeah.

Yoda: Do, or do not ... there is no try.

Luke: Uh, well in this here dictionary, it give a definition ... (clears throat) To attempt to do something.

Yoda: Ooooh, word-book, yes ... used one of them, I have not!

(Yoda grabs dictionary, reads)

MmmmMMmmm ... Damned I be, yes ... try, there is! Right, you are: need my help, you do not!

Luke: But I was going into Tashi station to pick up some power converters!

Owen: Well, u didnt tell me that before did you?! NO! Go on then, and behave yourself!

*swivels around in black chair*

Palpatine: I told you to remain on the command ship!

Vader: You did? Oh....ok then...*wanders out of the room*

*Palpatine looks either side before hitting a button; the chair starts spinning around*

weeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeee......

PALPATINE: Welcome young Skywalker. I've been expeccting you. You'll no longer those.

*uses the Force to take off Luke's belt*

VADER: Don't worry son, it's just a little newbie hazzing. He'll get tired of picking on you after a while.

Luke: i'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a Jedi Master.

Grover (in place of Yoda) gives Luke a bowl of spaghetti

Luke: No! Not bowl of Pasta! Jedi Master!

Grover: OH ... well, Star Wars was bought to you by the letter "Q" and the number "8" ...

Obi Wan: Another pathetic life form...

Qui Gon: Ok that's it Obi Wan get out, I'll take Jar Jar as my Padwan instead".

*UP* in memory of great old threads.

ahhh. the memories.

*Darth Maul is revealed behind the sliding doors*
Qui-Gon: We'll handle this...
*All square off*

Darth Maul: Pickachu, I choose you!
Qui-Gon: Now, Charmander!
Obi-Wan: Go, Bulbasaur!

The rebels do what msot miltiary units would and have the newbie Luke fly cover for Biggs, Biggs blows up DS and is glorified forever more.


Or
Vader to Luke "Luke i am your mother"

Amidala: "I was not elected to watch my people suffer and die while you discuss this ina committee.

*Palpy clears throat*

Amidala: "What?"

Palpy: "Well...actually u were. If you look in your contract here....and here.....and there."

Amidala: "I'll be damned...."

Another glimpse of Anankin's "Dark Side".

"I forgot you don't like to fly...."

Anakin gets wicked grin on face and proceeds to dump Obi-Wan into the path of oncoming traffic

SPLATTT

And what if the studio only had parking room for 6 cars? Would the Death Star still be destroyed ?? Or would they scrap the Trench Run altogether ??

Oooh can't wait to post some Ep2 "What if"s.

Padme: Ani! My goodness you've grown!

Anakin: Well, it's that outfit, I can;t help it. I KNEW I shouldnt have worn my tighter robes.

Nice one Scream, although shouldn't it be:

Ani, my goodness your ....... growing!

Obi-Wan: He's getting...arrogant.

*cut to Anaking dancing on a table*

Anakin: WHO'S YO' DADDY, Y'ALL?!

"Nice of you to dro....."
<Obi Wan misses the speeder and falls to his death>
"NOOOOO!!!!